Tags for this video have been changed from 'Dan Savage, penis, dick, cock, schlong' to 'Dan Savage, micropenis, penis, dick, cock, schlong, joy buzzer, da rilled' - edited by calvados

Channels are overkill for brief and long. That would mean a whole subdomain with Brief Talk and Long Talk, which are entirely unnecessary. (Though I can picture people starting posts like "Boxers or Briefs?" and "How Long is YOUR Schlong?" but those wouldn't qualify anyway, so... Yeah.)

That's pretty neat.

What I'm wondering though is - did the manufacturer make provisions in the case he were having an intercourse at the time of his heart attack? And if that happened, would the ensuing jolt make his partner (female, presumably) have an orgasm?

Not that I need any help with my sex life: my 40-inch schlong instantly satisfies any woman that puts her clitoris in my prostate. Yeah, baby - I'm THAT experienced!

you forgot 'bunch of bell-ends', 'shop of schlongs' and 'selection of erections'.

all in all though, excellent tagging.

Do we really need another comment thread about rights and majority versus minority? Can't we all just get along, sing a song, hit a bong, and smoke a schlong? Jesus Christ.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say I pushed the "play" button fully expecting to see a 9'8" schlong.

I am so disappointed right now.

I think Hasselbach wants a piece of Bill Maher's notoriously meaty schlong. Check out her body language. We need a body language expert

I think Hasselbach wants a piece of Bill Maher's notoriously meaty schlong. Check out her body language.

They really took it all the way with verse after verse of non-stop cheese!! It always amazes me how certain words, turns of phrase, and innuendo, can evoke such reaction and response, when delivered it diffent ways....sounds cool to hear a woman say cock and schlong, with such animated timbre....!!!Eureka!! You just inspired my next sift post!!

everyone loves...Jennifer Beals!