Damn, that dude is cool.
Gettin laid and getting paid.
Thug life….like Donny jr wishes he could live, but he’s a crybaby pussy doing blow at home alone and maniacally posting doped out videos while his wife thinks about Newsom’s large liberal schlong.

Don’t be jelly.

You REALLY love this video, third time you posted it after it was voted away TWICE! Who’s all jizzed up?! I’m pretty sure you’ve been jerking it to Hunter thug life for weeks now. ROTFLMFAHS!!! And you think this somehow impugns Joe?! Only if he puts Hunter in a government job like Trump did, most nepotistic administration ever, as well as most criminal and biggest losers. 😂

If that's a female baby elephant, what's the schlong-looking thing hanging between its legs?

Many many moons ago when I was seventeen we started doing life drawing at my school. there were a few models they used but the most common two were a lady about thirty, nice looking, slightly plump but attractive and Alan. Alan was a thirtyish year old gay guy who was just very average looking. Physique wise he was 5' 10" or so, maybe just under 200lbs, slightly balding, wore glasses. Nothing offensive but as a seventeen year old lad I obviously started off preferring drawing boobies to schlong.

Thing is, I always drew better when drawing Alan because I just wasn't as distracted I suppose. He was a really nice guy and we got to know him pretty well over the year or so we did the class. I'd grown up doing a lot of sailing at a club with communal showers for the men so naked guys were no mystery to me. I wasn't offended by him and he certainly never did any poses like the guy in this video.

Fast forward ten years and I'm at a friend's house party. I know about half the people there and there's a lot of people from her work that I don't know. She worked at a medieval castle as a wench for their banquets and a lot of her actor colleagues were there. I kept catching the eye of this guy, forty years or so old, 5' 10" and just over 200lbs, pretty bald. You know when you get that feeling that you know someone? The face is familiar but you can't for the life of you remember where you've seen him before. Worse was the feeling that it was someone I knew quite well, not just someone I'd bumped into in the supermarket or something like that.

He looked puzzled by me too and we eventually got talking in the kitchen about where we knew each other from. We went through everything, from what we did for a job, where we'd worked, where we lived and drew blanks every time.

We went further and further back in time until he stopped, grinned and said 'you didn't go to Woodland's school did you?'

In that instant I knew exactly who he was, laughed and completely without thinking blurted 'Alan! I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!'

Of course it went quiet and I had to explain to my wife why I didn't recognise the gay guy with his clothes on (not helped by the fact that it was an all boys school). I still have paintings and drawings of him in my attic somewhere, which my wife was 'thrilled' to be shown!

Life drawing is great, and you don't need a 'fit' or attractive model. Anyone will do, in fact the more normal the better I think. It helps you look at what's there rather than any sort of ideal you might have in your head.

Nah. Not snake oil. It's just a fruit juice. You're thinking of those "Extenz" schlong-enlarging pills.

That tapir swatted gnats off his back with his schlong-Never saw that one on the telly....

First guy said Bishop Schlong.

I'm just reacting accordingly with her cyborgish mannerism...

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Don't be creepy. >> ^G-bar:
mmm... I would let her "End quote" my Schlong...

Don't be creepy. >> ^G-bar:

mmm... I would let her "End quote" my Schlong...

mmm... I would let her "End quote" my Schlong...

>> ^EMPIRE:

wow. jim morrison packed a lot of schlong in those pants lol
And that's a pretty good impression by the way.


Pff--that's not pretty good, that's fuckin' gold.

wow. jim morrison packed a lot of schlong in those pants lol

And that's a pretty good impression by the way.

I ended up getting circumcised at 13. Every evening, staring out into a world bathed in twilight, I mourn for that long-lost part of my schlong.

Oh, wait.

I don't know what to make of this. On the one hand, it's absolutely absurd to do it for religious, rather than medical, reasons(?), and it seems like a decision that should be left up to the individual at a later age. Plus, why are you doing it? What are your motivations? Are they really justification for taking a scalpel to a baby's penis*? At the same time, there are a million and one critically important life decisions that parents make on behalf of their children, and circumcision, frankly, doesn't seem like a big deal.

It's insane that circumcised penises have become more aesthetically desirable in western culture.

People are completely fucking retarded.

*didn't watch the video, don't want to, have no idea how they do it.

>> ^gwiz665:

That sure seems like a shitty game, huh? Now, Bad Company 2, that's a game for men with chesthair.. or aspirations of that sort.


Whenever I go to upvote one of your comments, I feel like the schlong is looking at me. Judging me.

>> ^Friesian:

Is it just me, or does he say as his opening statement: "Now the crime of rape genrererrry refers to"....
I listened to that part like 20 times, and I'm sure he says "genrererrry".


Obviously a Freudian schlong.

Can you really blame them for being pissed at em for showing Mohammed that time? Did you see the size of his cock? They wholly misrepresented the prophet's schlong's girth and length.....