Ugh. Makes me wanna puke that is standard operation for these people. We should redefine the word faggot to mean this.

Biased.

I've said it before, the porn industry will attract "bad types" because of its nature, so regulation, unions, and other safety nets is needed to ensure that there is no abuse other than the play-acting that it's supposed to be.

There's a hell of a lot of porn that I don't want to watch, but there's an awful lot of other people who like to watch - and there are people who like to get payed doing it; who are we to outlaw it? Where's the personal responsibility in this too?

"I was so desperate, that I had to to double vaginal/double anal while that asian chick puked on me. I had to pay for my kid's kindergarten!"

Aww, that's nice.

Your video, Anaconda Snake Pukes Out A Whole Cow In A Jungle River, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

>> ^EvilDeathBee:

I puked in my mouth a little


Was it yukky??

I puked in my mouth a little

I am waiting for the puke to makes it's way to E-Bay.

Oh, oh! I know why he puked! His earplugs fell out and for the first time he actually heard the 'music' he was making.

Puke the rainbow!

One could take English as a major but that would be suicide.
The english language long ago just puked up all its guts and died.
It's been replaced with texting with abbreviated nonsense words
Like OMG U LOOSR GET A JOB O WAIT U CANT U TURD.

Did it miss any other ones?

>> ^arekin:

I guess english was so bad they didn't even need to mention it.

i strongly recommend up voting this. When I first started bartending I had a customer choke on a philly sandwich. My response was "Are you choking?!"

He couldn't talk, but he nodded his head.

Instantly I came back with, "Are you SERIOUSLY choking NOW, HERE, in the BAR I'm WORKING at RIGHT NOW?!"

He nodded again, all I thought was "f"

The only thing that came to mind was my days as a boy scout. I did what I could and feverishly ran around the bar, performed the heimlich. He puked all over the place and I heard his lungs desperately sucking for air.

This video is so worth the up-vote. I had the cooks the and the waitresses just panicking, screaming, not helping. Please identify the problem and make the best choice available. Make good choices. I could have been wrong, but at least I tried.

Puke. Personal achievement and national pride... Yea tripe. I'm taking the week off to watch the Olympics and I'm thoroughly looking forward to it.

>> ^criticalthud:

i concur.
olympics... meh.
a wonderful example of nationalistic pride, competition, and cheating
if we look through history, every significant achievement of humanity has been gained through cooperation, not competition. yet this is what we teach our kids to aspire to. maybe we should stop valuing this tripe.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560747/news#ni32418388

It's always been known that Paul Thomas Anderson's (Boogie Nights, There Will Be Blood) The Master was in some way inspired by the life of L. Ron Hubbard, the man who not only gave the world the cinematic gift that is Battlefield Earth [sic (puke)], but who founded the Church of Scientology. The first two teaser trailers for the film, however, played coy with how strong that connection is. They've simply been relatively plot-free (but beautifully shot) glimpses at the troubled life of an alcoholic played by Joaquin Phoenix.

This full trailer, however, gives us our first substantial look at the eponymous figure inspired by Hubbard, played in the film by Philip Seymour Hoffman, who seems to be having a spot of trouble trying to recruit and keep Phoenix into his organization.

>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

>> ^AeroMechanical:
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
I'm starting to not get new pop culture references. Does this mean I'm getting old?
http://pinterest.com/

Oh, no. Of course not. It means you are an adult. That usually takes until at least 30 these days at a minimum.
edit: Almost as soon as I wrote that, I realized the logical fallacy. Truth be told, in all likelihood, the 25-year-olds I know today who still play Pokemon and watch Naruto will never really become adults. I suppose maybe that isn't a bad thing though.
So being an adult means you can't like fun stuff any more? Fuck that!


That's about the size of it. Instead, you have to get all excited about mortgage rates and how much your job matches you on your 401K. Then you have kids, which people say is a lot of fun, but looks more like stress and a lot of work to me.

The other day, a friend of mine said he didn't need to smoke ganja any more because when his baby daughter smiles, it's better than any drug. I just about puked.

I feel for you, brother in sickness. That was worse than all the horror movies of the last 30 years.

Oh man, this is not the shit to watch when you are high.

I'm still going to eat those m&m's.

>> ^messenger:

I've seen a lot of sickening things on the internet, but for me for some reason, this is the worst thing I have ever seen. I puked in my mouth a little bit.
But yeah, I watched to the end.

I've seen a lot of sickening things on the internet, but for me for some reason, this is the worst thing I have ever seen. I puked in my mouth a little bit.

But yeah, I watched to the end.