>>POODLES ARE STUPID

Go back to youtube.

Poodle was like, "OH NOES U DI'INT!!!"

Actually, they're considered THE smartest dog breed. Poodles are #2.

POODLES ARE STUPID

>> ^rougy:
They've got to be among the smartest breeds. We had some as kids on the farm. They really pay attention.


Actually, they're considered THE smartest dog breed. Poodles are #2.

"Just a freak accident that could have happened with any family pet."

Oh yeah, totally! Man, I hate it when the poodle grows to be 18 feet long and tries to constrict toddlers to death. We call that Poodle Toddler Choke Tuesdays.

Original: http://www.videosift.com/video/Bizarre-Toothless-Yapping-Poodle
2nd version (dubbed): http://www.videosift.com/video/Crazy-Dog-dubbed

That is NOT "I love you."

It's "I'm hungry."

I know this because dogs say only five things:
"Hey"

"I'm hungry"

"I gotta go! I REALLY gotta go!"

"I just ate something that I found on the lawn. Now come here so I can lick you all over your face."

and, occasionally,

"Einstein was a pretty smart guy there, but he missed a Fourier transform in step 23 of his proof that would if exploited actually have achieved a possible vector toward the Grand Unified Theory of the Universe. Too bad, really. Oh, and his hair makes him look like a poodle on crack."

What's left to say?

The mainstream media hacks are fawning idiots with Obama and attack poodles with Bush. Bush never got a fair shake since Day One.

That said, Bush sealed his fate as a failure with the bailouts, which opened Pandora's Treasury for the coming "happy fascism" of the Messiah.

*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Bizarre-Toothless-Yapping-Poodle

This video has been declared a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by Zifnab.

Edit: found it

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bizarre-Toothless-Yapping-Poodle

No, this is the original: http://www.videosift.com/video/Bizarre-Toothless-Yapping-Poodle

Sorry. *discard

YOU'RE SOOOOO STUUUUUPID!


(today we are going to teach poodles how to fly)

Tags for this video have been changed from 'poodle, needs, dentures, and, medication, dog, epilepsy, epilectic, seizure' to 'poodle, needs, dentures, and, medication, dog, epilepsy, seizure, dog malfunction' - edited by nibiyabi

Oh god.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
"'...and it has RABIES!'"

In reply to this comment by nibiyabi:
Wow. I remember that story. Crazy.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
"'...that's not a dog' said the vet, 'that's a Mexican sewer rat'"

...sorry I read a lot of "Scary Stories" as a kid (yesterday)