I don't know wo' makes you an expa', but you're fla' out wrong, innit?

Via here:

1. (British slang, esp. Asian, i.e. Indian, Pakistani, etc.)

Contraction of "isn't it", "isn't he/she", "aren't they", "isn't there" and many other end-of-sentence questions. For greatest effect use in places where it would make no sense whatsoever if expanded.

Derives from the chav/townie/pikey sub-culture, but falsely over-labbeled on the British Asian Communities. Innit is a shortened version of is it not, in context, it would be "is it not?" which we can see is a question due to the required question mark and change in the pitch of the voice to indicate a question is being asked. Chavs, however, due to their lack of education (zero GCSEs) and ignorance towards learning English at school because "i already speaks it, innit", tend to, more often than not, use the term innit when a statement has been used, rather than a question.

I have a car with a knackered lock barrel, so I had to hot wire it (I didn't have to - I could have bought a new lock barrel, but it's going to be scrapped soon so I thought I'd see how hard it would be to do this). This can all be done safely and without cutting any wires by just taking the thing apart. If you've got the time and all the tools it's easier and nothing needs to be broken.

I took the covers off, then disassembled the lock barrel. You can get to the rotary switch that is operated by the key and simply remove it from the barrel. You can then just use a screwdriver to turn it, and it will work exactly as the key in the ignition. Remove the lock barrel completely to remove the steering lock. This is far safer than breaking it open like in the video, as it won't slip back into place while you're driving. I've replaced the cowling around the wheel and the rotary switch now sits under the dash. You'd never know from the outside that it had been done. All I'd have to do to fix this is buy a new lock barrel and key set and fit them.

What key can start any car? A pikey.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

>> ^robbersdog49:
I'm a tolerant person and I hate racism, but there are very few things in the world that boil my piss as much as fucking pikies. What a bunch of assholes. Their whole way of life seems to revolve around a great big fuck you to everyone else.

Lucky for you, then, "pikey" is a derogatory term for poor people. Racism averted!


It may be where you come from, but here it's a pretty specific term for exactly this type of person. You try living near this sort of shit and see how tolerant you can be. I use the term because it differentiates these morons from the peaceful travellers they claim to be. The travellers do exist, but these guys are pikies.

>> ^robbersdog49:

I'm a tolerant person and I hate racism, but there are very few things in the world that boil my piss as much as fucking pikies. What a bunch of assholes. Their whole way of life seems to revolve around a great big fuck you to everyone else.


Lucky for you, then, "pikey" is a derogatory term for poor people. Racism averted!

I fuckin' hate Pikeys...

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Yes sir, me as well.

The quote was more homage to my introduction to pickeys via, what quickly became, one of my favorite British comedies.
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

I sometimes struggle with this dialect, but I could understand everything these guys were saying. >> ^chicchorea:
"Now, there is a problem with Pikeys or Gypsies: you can't really understand much of what's being said. It's not Irish, it's not English, it's just . . . well, it's just Pikey." Turkish in Snatch.

I sometimes struggle with this dialect, but I could understand everything these guys were saying. >> ^chicchorea:

"Now, there is a problem with Pikeys or Gypsies: you can't really understand much of what's being said. It's not Irish, it's not English, it's just . . . well, it's just Pikey." Turkish in Snatch.

"Now, there is a problem with Pikeys or Gypsies: you can't really understand much of what's being said. It's not Irish, it's not English, it's just . . . well, it's just Pikey." Turkish in Snatch.

*pikey

Tags for this video have been changed from 'pitt, pikeys, boxing, statham, dags' to 'pitt, pikeys, boxing, statham, dags, snatch, diamond' - edited by demon_ix

dupe: http://www.videosift.com/video/Seriously-Never-Try-to-Out-Flex-a-Pikey

This is a very obvious Snatch reference. Very nice
Fight starts the same:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Seriously-Never-Try-to-Out-Flex-a-Pikey

*undead Pikeys Win!

"Pikey Mikey" is going to court, possibly prison. Iarnrod Eireann (Irish Rail) have said they are going to make an example of him.