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An Oral fixation is a fixation in the oral stage of development manifested by an obsession with stimulating the mouth (oral) first described by Sigmund Freud, who thought infants are naturally and adaptively in an oral stage, but if weaned too early or too late, may fail to resolve the conflicts of this stage and develop a maladaptive oral fixation. In later life, these people may constantly "hunger" for activities involving the mouth.

A child who is not fed enough (neglected) or is fed too much (over-protected) may become orally fixated as an adult. It is believed that fixation in the oral stage may have one of two effects. If the child was underfed or neglected, he/she may become orally dependent and obsessed with achieving the oral stimulation of which he was deprived, learning to manipulate others to fulfill his needs rather than maturing to independence. The overly indulged child may resist growing up and try to return to that state of dependency through crying, acting helpless, demanding satisfaction, and being "needy."

Oral fixations are considered to contribute to over-eating, being overly talkative, smoking addictions, overindulging in sugar, chewing on straws and toothpicks, and even alcoholism (known as "oral dependent" qualities). Other symptoms include a sarcastic or "biting" personality (known as "oral sadistic" qualities). Some suggest a link between oral fixation with oral sex where individuals fulfill their oral gratifications through phallic and ejaculant sensations. Another indicator is constant nail biting, putting fingers in the mouth as well as biting any future sexual partners they may have.

I'd think segueing out of it would be far more awkward.

>> ^PHJF:

How would two roommates segue into oral sex?
"Soooooo what do you wanna do tonight? Hungry? Because I could eat YOUR PUSSY."

>> ^PHJF:

How would two roommates segue into oral sex?
"Soooooo what do you wanna do tonight? Hungry? Because I could eat YOUR PUSSY."



Booze.

lots and lots of booze.

...don't ask how I know that.

How would two roommates segue into oral sex?

"Soooooo what do you wanna do tonight? Hungry? Because I could eat YOUR PUSSY."

They blew up a child's horsey, next.. they blow up Pedobear. Pedobear will surely be excited. At least until he discovers that blow up doesn't mean oral sex.

The only problem with the "have at it, we'll see how that works out for you" approach is that we are constantly bombarded with proof that a whole hell of a lot of people out there are stupid. And not just "tragic twist of fate" stupid but full-on, willful, contradiction-embracing, double-standard promoting stupid.

Anyone that would have voted for a ban on gay marriage in Texas would be extremely likely to either:
A) Fail to realize that literal enforcement of anti-sodomy laws would criminalize straight oral sex also, and/or
B) Correctly understand that enforcement of such a law would be very selectively applied, and only to gay couples. Unless law enforcement needs some equivalent of a "tax evasion" charge to incarcerate the next Al Capone.

So I guess we'll find out what happens when an unstoppable stupid force meets an immovable apathetic electorate.

They were a new wave band in 1985
>> ^Zyrxil:

WTF is "Unlawful Photography"?

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@blankfist, yeah, it's okay solicit oral sex from Bush. He's not my boyfriend, so I won't get mad.

Oh, and about the blood on the hands thing, how far back do you have to go before you find a President with no blood on his hands?

@NetRunner, so it's okay for me to try to get oral sex from Bush? Where's the love for the other authoritarian warmongerer?

No, both of their Administrations have blood on their hands, I say they all get bukkakes.

@blankfist, stop flirting with Michael Moore. Stop trying to get oral sex from Obama, you know he's not into you (and you're probably just trying to set him up for impeachment anyways).

Seriously though, I think Moore's heart is in the right place, but I'm not sure it'd be such a big help to the Afghans if we left.

I'm not sure how much it helps if we stay, either.

I guess what I'm saying is that I'm in favor of whatever plan results in the least amount of bloodshed over the next 10 years, and I'm not at all convinced that just leaving would be better than what we're doing.

Obama's plan is to ramp up our presence, try to make a lot of progress in a short period of time, and then say to the Afhgans that they're going to be on their own because they're the ones who'll need to fix their country.

I'm nervous about that, because it seems like that could very easily backfire, but then, so could just pulling up stakes and leaving.

Robert Greenwald's advocacy goes a long way towards convincing me that there's no hope of us being able to help, no matter what we do. Other people are more optimistic, but I definitely want to see the end of our presence in Afghanistan happen while Obama's president; though it might not be until his second term.

He said he's going to start drawing down troops in July 2011 from Afghanistan. That seems to be enough to keep Democrats from getting out the long knives at the moment, but he's got a huge political incentive to make things right with his generally anti-war base on this topic. It would be very easy for him to start sounding like Bush if he pushes back on calls for withdrawal, and from the reactions I saw to the July 2011 date, that's about as much patience as progressives are going to have for an Obama Afghanistan Surge.

For now I'm in wait-and-see mode. I hope what he does works. I hope if/when it doesn't he does what I expect him to do, and get our troops out of there.

>> ^Lodurr:
Part of loving someone is playing a role sometimes, and changing between roles, and objectifying yourself for your loved one. I don't know if it's a cultural problem as much as a personal maturity problem that some people don't understand that.


Does your "cultural problem" category include lack of or deliberately misleading sex education?

My mom taught high school health and english. She was very strictly limited on what she could say for the human reproduction portion of the health classes. She told me how students where surprised to learn that they could get sexually-transmitted diseases by oral sex. The sheer lack of knowledge is astounding.

But of course despite my mother's career obligations, I wasn't taught about sex from my parents. The solitary lesson from them taught to me was when I was getting some vick's vapor rub (I had a cold) to put on my chest out of the medicine drawer. There is vaseline right next to it and my mom told me to make sure I don't use that with condoms because it is petroleum-based and will eat away the condom. That was the only sentence uttered. When I reached college, I took a psychology class that was essentially a human sex education class. The teacher was brutally blunt and exactly what that class needed. Looking back on it now, I think something like that should be mandatory for all children before someone gets pregnant or an std.

This is nothing to get upset over. It's just an antiquated provision from back in the 1800s. The precedent has already been set since similar language has been smacked down by the Supreme Court in at least one other state. It's probably just some old portion of the state constitution that no one ever bothered to have removed because it is practically unenforceable. Hopefully it will not require much time or money to dispose of this situation.

There are plenty of old laws on the books in many states that are laughable in today's world. Heck, I think oral sex is still technically illegal in NC.