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Guy from the future sings in a way you've never heard before

poolcleaner says...

That mouth is like a fractal of oral sex; an all in one cunnilingus, analingus, ballingus, taintingus, nipple slurping elbow tickler. These aliens were evolved from sea anemone... I wonder if anyone has placed their genitalia in a sea anemone -- I guess that's just one of those questions you ask Paul at the pearl gates.

Should gay people be allowed to marry?

Payback says...

Quote:
"1) Gay people put their penises in each other’s mouths.
It’s not just a playground rumour; gay people really do engage in oral sex with each other. Just think about that for a second; a man who sometimes enjoys putting his penis in the mouth of another man, wants the same rights as a man who sometimes enjoys putting his penis in the mouth of a woman. Not on our watch, pal."


It's funny because it points out the hypocrisy in a sarcastic way.

ChaosEngine said:

And the only actual reasons people are opposed to gay marriage....

Don't let your head explode from bigotry and self-righteousness!

Louis CK: "Faggot"

siftbot says...

Tags for this video have been changed from 'homophobia, kids, schoolyard, blowjob, oral sex, suck dick' to 'homophobia, kids, schoolyard, blowjob, oral sex, suck dick, chewed up' - edited by xxovercastxx

5 Holiday Lies You Believe

Lawdeedaw says...

So when you don't wear proper protection heat escapes most from that area. Yes, which means most of it escapes through people's heads (Because fewer people wear hats than pants) and therefore it isn't a myth (Although I knew this answer before watching the video anyways.)

Like how if everyone always wore condoms and had a lot of oral sex it would be likely that most sexually transmitted diseases would be spread how? But by his point it would be false and silly to warn people...

Family Guy Season 9 Deleted Scenes

Trancecoach says...

Translation:

"she'll let you muff in her butt till jizz comes out her mouth"

"so anyway the oral sex was good the ass sex was very good thanks for tounging my dick and letting me jizz you a pearl necklace. Your mouth in my face was aok and i'm sorry i lost control of my balls."

"laugh out loud"

politically incorrect with bill maher-marilyn manson 1997

Louis C.K. on Evolution

Yogi says...

>> ^artician:

>> ^SpeveO:
Bonobos face each other as well. They also french kiss, perform oral sex and the female's scissor too.
>> ^eric3579:
Orangutans also face each other when they have sex.


There's good ol' homosexuality all around! Don't forget that! It's pretty much a free for all in the Bonobo world. =D


The males engage in penis fencing.

Louis C.K. on Evolution

artician says...

>> ^SpeveO:

Bonobos face each other as well. They also french kiss, perform oral sex and the female's scissor too.
>> ^eric3579:
Orangutans also face each other when they have sex.



There's good ol' homosexuality all around! Don't forget that! It's pretty much a free for all in the Bonobo world. =D

Louis C.K. on Evolution

TDS - Penn State Riots

draak13 says...

When the 1% Fuck little children, the 99% cover it up.

What people haven't been talking about is that there was yet another person who witnessed the guy having sex in the shower with a kid; a janitor saw him having oral sex with victim number 8. He went back and told the entire janitorial staff what he saw. The guy was so hysterical that the entire staff thought he was going to have a heart attack. He reported the incident to his superior, and the guy told him to contact the police he chose to report it. However, there was a lot of pressure to not report the incident, because they were all afraid that they would lose their jobs if they reported the incident. Thus, it never got reported.

It's truly amazing to think of the number of people that knew about it...and how nothing ever happened. This went on for almost 20 years. Jon Stewart and so many other people say how it's inconceivable that 'they wouldn't stop it from happening and/or call the police immediately.' Really, most people aren't like that. You learn in first semester psychology that most people aren't like that. Most people are embarassed that they would be making a huge fuss on something that they don't know a lot about...even if they make a huge fuss about it through unofficial channels.

The biggest pisser is that the *university police* even knew about it, and they likely had a lot of internal pressure to keep it hush because they as well felt that their job security might be at risk if they pursue it. They even knew about a currently unofficial victim number 9 who is currently overseas in the military & can't return to be on trial.

Again, they were all afraid of losing their jobs because this asshole was so high ranking that they were afraid to do anything about it. THE 99% ARE THEMSELVES MAKING A LARGER DISPARITY AGAINST THE 1%. If you treat the 1% as untouchable in their position of power, they will be. If you demand equal treatment, then own up to it...especially right now.

Cheese Fest 2011 is hereby announced! (Sift Talk Post)

rougy says...

I do love that song "Laughter in the Rain." I mean, not love like I'd like to give it a rimjob or anything...or oral sex...not like he's Annie Lennox...but it was a happy song in a time/space continuum when I was around ten years old and more monkey than man, climbing trees and chewing on dandelion stems, scouring unlikely places for thrown-away Playboy's and Penthouses and dreaming of a secret hiding place where I could have sex with women twice my age....

Father-daughter purity balls: can it get any creepier?

newtboy says...

It hilarious that the same people who want to claim abstinence only education is 100% effective (their theory must be that the 99% who don't end up following their teachings just weren't actually taught and don't count) are invariably the same people that are 100% certain that virgin births DO happen, but are never ever smart enough to see the contradiction. (at least it would be if so many weren't in a position to make public policy)
Does this group allow anal and oral sex with Daddy? It's not intercourse, and so technically is abstinence.
Remember Quagmire's advice, the first thing to do when you meet a new girl (woman) is to ask the girl about her relationship with Daddy, if she says anything positive, move on to the next one.

Anonymous Hacks Westboro Baptist Website During Interview

Faye2441 says...

I'm implying that legality is not a perfect measure of harm. My point here is that the thing which is illegal in this situation is minimally harmful, and that the perfectly legal action taken in this situation (that is, the Westboro Baptist Church expressing their views) is quite harmful.
In response to your statement that illegal action implied harm, I stated other examples of instances in which the legality of an action did not reflect the harm it created. Sorry if that was not obvious to you.
>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

>> ^Faye2441:
Is J-walking with no cars in sight harmful? is drawing a smiley face on a dollar bill harmful? Was oral sex any more harmful prior to 2003 than it is now? If you think that legality is a perfect measure of harm, I wonder what exactly you are suggesting?
>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
Isn't illegal action implying harm? What exactly are you suggesting?


So you are saying you want to draw smiley faces on her then, or are you just creating a straw man to not answer the question?

Anonymous Hacks Westboro Baptist Website During Interview

GeeSussFreeK says...

>> ^Faye2441:

Is J-walking with no cars in sight harmful? is drawing a smiley face on a dollar bill harmful? Was oral sex any more harmful prior to 2003 than it is now? If you think that legality is a perfect measure of harm, I wonder what exactly you are suggesting?
>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
Isn't illegal action implying harm? What exactly are you suggesting?



So you are saying you want to draw smiley faces on her then, or are you just creating a straw man to not answer the question?

Anonymous Hacks Westboro Baptist Website During Interview

Faye2441 says...

Is J-walking with no cars in sight harmful? is drawing a smiley face on a dollar bill harmful? Was oral sex any more harmful prior to 2003 than it is now? If you think that legality is a perfect measure of harm, I wonder what exactly you are suggesting?

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

Isn't illegal action implying harm? What exactly are you suggesting?



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