My friend used to throw lit firecrackers on the ground in front of his dog.
The dog would bite them as they exploded--over and over again--dog loved it.
One day my friend was opening a beer and it hissed--I guess it sounded like a firecracker fuse.
The dog attacked the beer and bit his hand.

No android version? Boo! Hiss!

Boo! Millionares! Hiss! Boo!

>> ^oritteropo:

Boo! Hiss!
I thought the little chap was rather cute, actually.>> ^ant:
>> ^spaceman:
KILL IT!

I agree!



GET HIM!!!!!!! Don't let the cute critter distract you!

Boo! Hiss!

I thought the little chap was rather cute, actually.>> ^ant:

>> ^spaceman:
KILL IT!

I agree!

Reminds me of those bimbos when you go out who just assume everyone will like them cos they're pretty and blonde, but behind their back people are growling, hissing and pulling faces, haha

From wikipedia: "The females of this species are very aggressive and should be approached cautiously. When threatened, the insect will hiss and attempt to thrash the aggressor with her legs."

No, no, no, you're doin it wrong.

The proper way to clean a cobra pit is with a flamethrower. Cleans the cobras right out of there, no problem.

This also works on tarantulas, scorpions, hissing cockroaches, the black meat of the giant aquatic Brazilian centipedes, and clowns.

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They didn't hiss and bark?

Gee, so much potential, so little cute or funny.

Boo and Hiss

>> ^residue:
The heat from the hairdryer lulls the trunk gremlins into a false sense of security and they become comfortable and drowsy. They are, however, terrified of cats and when they hear the hissing of the compressed air, they mistake it for a pack of angry cats due to their decreased awareness. Enraged, they begin kicking violently in a frenzy outward on the dent, which pops back out.
>> ^Mandtis:
Explanation anyone...?
:?



Bullshit. No such thing as trunk gremlins. Nothing lives in a car's trunk...

>> ^residue:

The heat from the hairdryer lulls the trunk gremlins into a false sense of security and they become comfortable and drowsy. They are, however, terrified of cats and when they hear the hissing of the compressed air, they mistake it for a pack of angry cats due to their decreased awareness. Enraged, they begin kicking violently in a frenzy outward on the dent, which pops back out.


Fucking *science!

The heat from the hairdryer lulls the trunk gremlins into a false sense of security and they become comfortable and drowsy. They are, however, terrified of cats and when they hear the hissing of the compressed air, they mistake it for a pack of angry cats due to their decreased awareness. Enraged, they begin kicking violently in a frenzy outward on the dent, which pops back out.

>> ^Mandtis:

Explanation anyone...?
:?

Boo hiss, not dupe.