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"Actually I'm not usually scared, but uh... [rest of sentence drowned out by furious buzzing]"

At least the Malkovich character seems to be more into consensual seduction and less into popping out of a closet, masturbating furiously.

Still, even a "slow Cosby" seems pretty creepy given all the recent news.

I'm going to have a really big problem with this show if it's in the JJ Abrams style with lens-flare and characters constantly running from scene to scene to instill a sense of urgency, descending into mindless fast-and-the-furious action as the series progresses.

The main character (the one from Walking Dead) is a solid choice, which was necessary in a show that had such strong female leads as Jeri Ryan and the incredible Kate Mulgrew.

It's a very subtle distinction, as far as I can tell. It's about hating the other who is less deserving. So---they can accept Obamacare/Kentucky Connect, but be furious about others because they feel that the other people accepting some sort of government benefit are LESS DESERVING...

I think.

And like the very nice lady who had her breast cancer treated says: "I didn't know the government was subsidizing my insurance"...

They tend not to know their own state's economic balance sheets and cash flow statements

I know that nothing anyone else does or says to me makes me more than disappointed. The only times I get "great vengenace and furious anger" is when I personally have failed. My anger comes from frustration, not hope.

Can we hire this guy as stunt driver for Hollywood, please?

Fast and Furious: Swedish Drift

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Yay - I knew it was coming - and here we are. I'm in furious agreement with my esteemed colleague @lucky760. You are woven into the fabric of this community. Badge and song are on their way ... (in the usual 2-3 weeks)

As opposed to fast and furious.

Truth be told: I will wait for VOD. The only Top Budgeted Studio films I bothered to crawl outta my hole to GO see in 2015 were Fury Road & Force Awakens. Haven't even hit Avengers , Jurrasic, or Furious 7 on VOD yet...they strike me as "meh".

That chicken is furious!!

Have you seen the list of Sanders' picks for the DNC platform? Some members of the Black Misleadership Class must be furious to see Cornel West being given another pulpit. And McKibben... some people are going to stroke out for sure.

I see a lot of entertainment on the horizon.

Yeah, sign me up for the "this looks awful" train.

Right now, there is one thing that might make me want to see this and that's the fact that Simon Pegg wrote it.

Because Simon Pegg is awesome and he actually cares about this.

But I can picture the scene now...

INT: PARAMOUNT EXEC's office
SIMON PEGG: "I've just finished the screenplay for the new Star Trek movie"
PARAMOUNT EXEC flicks through script, obviously not reading it

PARAMOUNT EXEC: "Great.. great! great work, Si (can I call you Si?) Now can we add some ninjas and dirt bikes?"

SIMON PEGG: "er, that's not really what it's about. And please don't call me Si."

PARAMOUNT EXEC: "Thanks Si! So we'll have those ninjas and dirt bikes in the next draft. Also good news, you'll never guess who we got to direct it."

SIMON PEGG: "I was thinking maybe Duncan Jones. He did some great sci-fi with Moon."

PARAMOUNT EXEC: "nah, he's off making an extended blizzard cgi sequence! No, even better, we got Justin Lin!"

SIMON PEGG: "The guy from Fast & Furious? Why? why would you...."

SIMON PEGG breaks down crying

PARAMOUNT EXEC laughs maniacally

CUT TO : Ext GENE RODDENBERRY's grave

GENE RODDENBERRYs corpse spins out of grave