gorillaman is so edgy. >> ^gorillaman:

I had a fish tank. Fish are boring so I killed them. Pets are ridiculous. When I want that heart warming feeling I look at tranny porn.

Needs more fish tank pics.

I tend to stay off the internet when I am a raging retarded drug filled prick.

Thats just me though.

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I had a fish tank. Fish are boring so I killed them. Pets are ridiculous. When I want that heart warming feeling I look at tranny porn.

I had a fish tank. Fish are boring so I killed them. Pets are ridiculous. When I want that heart warming feeling I look at tranny porn.

I would keep one in a fish tank, let it build a home and find insects to feed it. Spiders are awesome.

I thought of this sift talk post when I saw this link.
http://weburbanist.com/2011/10/04/holy-water-24-amazing-aquariums-and-fish-tanks/

Did try it for a while, but got sick of how hard I found it to not have the fish suddenly all up and die for no reason I could fathom, despite following the process @kymbos mentioned. I love a large, impressive fish tank, but at someone else's house I just find they don't give enough 'back' to me for all the work. I prefer animals that are more intuitive to care for... like chickens and a cat (which is what we have now), or a dog (we use to have).

Also, the chickens give us eggs, and the cat, eventually (he's young at the moment), should be fending off the rats.

Would love to see the results of your efforts though

Good move stopping the music for the fish tank...

I expected to see a fish tank, but for cats.

>> ^EMPIRE:

I WANT ONE! Just sitting in a column in my entrance hall.
I just wish it was animated, and not a picture of the eye. You know.. the flames around the eye would move, and the iris would contract and expand.


I totally want one as well, I do not know much about these things but I would totally want it to be a virtual fish tank, that would be sweet !

How to make a fish tank case mod.

>> ^garmachi:

>> ^ant:
>> ^garmachi:
dead

Fixed and thanks!

N'worries!
I remember absolutely loving this screensaver back in the day. I think I bought it at Sam's Club for something ridiculous like $35. What were we thinking???


I still love screen savers! I still use them too even though they don't help my LCD monitors. I do love watching funny, pretty, etc. I have 24, Matrix, fish tanks, DNA, etc.

i want to tell you about the creationist museum, which is funded by the same people who fund Don Mcleroy's campaigns and the other young earth creationist who have been elected to the board over the last decade.

so about 30 minutes south of my town is "dinosaur valley state park".
which is awesome. on the paluxy river and full of fossils.

just outside of the park however, is the creationist museum.
run by a man who awarded himself a phd from his own unaccredited university.
this man claims to have found proof that dinosaurs and man walked together along the banks of the paluxy river.
he fancies himself a jr paleontologist.

you can purchase replicas of his "proof" for $25, he of course can't display the ACTUAL proof because that's locked away in a safe deposit box somewhere.

the creation museum is housed in a small trailer filled with beautiful art work of the 6 day "creation" event. there is also a giant piranha in small, dirty fish tank. the existence of this giant piranha is supposed to prove that under certain conditions (special lights i think) that things can grow giant sized, and somehow that proves the earth was created in 6 day.

the main feature of the museum is an hour long video which details the creation and how the flood caused the continents to split, sent beautiful pink lights into the atmosphere, changed the climate and killed off the dinosaurs. in the video, mr. dr. phd, uses extremely large scientific sounding words rapidly and in succession. this causes some confusion. it caused my friend and i too look at each other and raise eyebrows to confirm that what was just said didn't actually make any sense. it made the family in the front row nod in understanding. we could tell by looking at them they'd never actually bothered to find out what words meant before seeing this video.

the museum also contained some plants. and i think what was supposed to be a replica of a hyperberic oxygen chamber, but i don't know why this was there. and i don't really remember now anyway.

at the front desk there are all kinds of books for sale. books written by mr. dr. phd explaining how dinosaurs walked with man, and how he discovered the proof along the banks of the paluxy river in the late 70's or something. we attempted to browse the books without laughing hysterically. but i had to go after we overheard the family talking to the volunteers at the counter about how someone found pterodactyls alive and well in south america recently. and the wife proclaimed that she often prays to god for an explanation of dinosaurs and how mr. dr. phd answered her prayers. after that i about lost it and had to go out to the parking lot so i could laugh a lot.

oh, also on the property is a large glass building that is the future of home of the new and updated creation museum. before mr dr phd decided to build that, he was going to build a huge biosphere and pump it full of pure O3. because if O2 is good for you, O3 must be really good for you, he was attempting to prove that it would turn him into a giant. But then, someone informed that O2 is actually mixed with heavy amounts of nitrogen before you inhale it, and that O3 is actually ozone and would kill him.

in conclusion,
please, please start messing with Texas.
though i'm sure if you do at least 26% of the population will just demand that we succeed from the union again.

EDIT: so it's been about 2 years since i've been to the museum, they apparently have a website now.
http://www.creationevidence.org/

>> ^Friesian:
Ah yes, the stiff upper lipped'ness required to say "oh no, absolutely laugh " when you have your entire pitch completely disproven in about 3 seconds is without a doubt, 100%, British.
I do like that he doesn't take himself too seriously and doesn't suddenly embark on a "ah, but the angle of intrusion into the corner of the fish tank coupled with the structural integrity you provided with your hand ensured it would break, but that would NEVER happen in normal use" kind of damage limitation strategy. Instead he pretty much says "oh shit, you broke it, way to show us!".
Perhaps foolish, but it gives me the impression that this particular phone is back to the drawing board and when it comes out it will be even more guaranteed to be unbreakable.


No no no. He means when the guy says "I DO apologise!"

Ah yes, the stiff upper lipped'ness required to say "oh no, absolutely *laugh*" when you have your entire pitch completely disproven in about 3 seconds is without a doubt, 100%, British.

I do like that he doesn't take himself too seriously and doesn't suddenly embark on a "ah, but the angle of intrusion into the corner of the fish tank coupled with the structural integrity you provided with your hand ensured it would break, but that would NEVER happen in normal use" kind of damage limitation strategy. Instead he pretty much says "oh shit, you broke it, way to show us!".

Perhaps foolish, but it gives me the impression that this particular phone is back to the drawing board and when it comes out it will be even more guaranteed to be unbreakable.