My heartfelt apologies for my unexpected absence for this fiiiine event. Two of the most noteworthy members of the site and choggie chooses instead, to do some short, hard, time in Harris County's fine holding facility-The Harvard Kennedy School's Ash Center for Democratic Governance and Innovation, explains that the fiiine facility's capacity of just over 9200 inmates has been well over 12K for the last 2 years and, "Something has got to be done!"

Yeah, well, I hope I helped the situation in my own, inimitable fashion (some of you almost got your wish of choggie's face being re-arranged by some slow, thick, supposedly hip motherfucking LATINO, who thought I was some racist....hint hint, all who have ever pulled that card on me, Blankfuck, others...)and wish I could share my intake photo with you all, and have that shit onna t-shirt as well, to give away to folks here when they win some contest I come up with in the near future, that no one will have to volunteer to take part in to receive, save some exchange they have with me in my profile or in public that initiates a formidable and incoherent response, rather than some bullshit, predictable, monkey reaction.


I hope I am not too late to take this fiiiine Slovak for a Roman hay-ride-May I make it short, since every foray into getting to know a bit more about the cat has initiated some invitation on Facebook to fight Mafiosi or some picture of his favorite pastime, swimming nekkid in some chilly pond with his other buddies without a lady...like you could find one in the bottom end of the EEC totem, or want one with a mustache with her momma standing next to her to get a glimpse of her prize after 30!

Anyhow, looks like the others here did full justice, keep up the good work ya pasty fucker, stay indoors, try to remain in the functional camp of clear grain drinkers, and have a fiiiine life...yer in a prison with old growth forests and marmots.

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrdddd

*does pushups*

In reply to this comment by demon_ix:
Geeky goodness
I remember referring to temperatures in Kelvin for a while. People couldn't understand why I thought a 290 degree day would be chilly...

Geeky goodness
I remember referring to temperatures in Kelvin for a while. People couldn't understand why I thought a 290 degree day would be chilly...

Sounds like chile piquin's. My grandfather tricked me into eating them as a little kid. I swear I didn't have another pepper until I was in highschool. They are tiny but they sure contain a nice punch.

FYI they are great for cooking with and they grow easily in a hot climate.

In reply to this comment by Don_Juan:
Yo! I once was given a few tiny red BB sized chilli peppers to eat. I was warned that they were major hot, but I was raised in Nuevo Mexico. Having much experience with chili heat, I popped them. They burnt like hell, but then it was over, I thought. I laughed and said "No problem - Yummy!" . Then I noticed this wave of incredibly greater heat begin to slowly envelope me. It was incredibly HOT!! Then it passed and was over. I laughed again as I wiped the tears rolling down my cheeks, and said "No Sweat!!" . I was glad I had survived it, when suddenly I realized that an incredibly even greater wave of heat was returning! Struggling to force myself to breath, trying not to drown in saliva, I was slammed about by the tiny chilis, smashed against the wall, kicked in the teeth and gut, and stomped repeatedly. I then returned to the world of the living ones, and knew I had, in some indescribably intense manner, evolved.

I will NEVER do that again!!!

Yo! I once was given a few tiny red BB sized chilli peppers to eat. I was warned that they were major hot, but I was raised in Nuevo Mexico. Having much experience with chili heat, I popped them. They burnt like hell, but then it was over, I thought. I laughed and said "No problem - Yummy!" . Then I noticed this wave of incredibly greater heat begin to slowly envelope me. It was incredibly HOT!! Then it passed and was over. I laughed again as I wiped the tears rolling down my cheeks, and said "No Sweat!!" . I was glad I had survived it, when suddenly I realized that an incredibly even greater wave of heat was returning! Struggling to force myself to breath, trying not to drown in saliva, I was slammed about by the tiny chilis, smashed against the wall, kicked in the teeth and gut, and stomped repeatedly. I then returned to the world of the living ones, and knew I had, in some indescribably intense manner, evolved.

I will NEVER do that again!!!

Lyrics:

EH: I think this is an ignoramus statement
Umm, I was even a person who thought
You know what, power to Joe the Plumber at that point
SG: Before he went around laying his pipe all over town
EH: Well, Joe the Plumber is not invited
Anywhere around me
EG: Does baby need a tissue?
Thinking about the time the plumber kissed you
Before you caught him creeping with the shitzu
RM: As republicans, the party does seem to be in chaos
RP: They need to change their attitude, attitude
Their attitude, attitude
MG: Ay, tells us what your homeys can do
To make a change
RP: You know, they talk about personal freedoms
They have to believe in it, you know
MG/RM: We know!
RP: To believe in it, you know
MG/RM: We know!
RP: To believe in it, you know
MG/RM: We know, we know, we know you just got to believe
RP: To believe in it, you know
MG/RM: We know!
RP: To believe in it, you know
MG/RM: We know!
RP: To belieeeeeeeeeve! Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!
MG: You saying Republicans on crack
Are you cozy with the Democrats?
RP: I just don't think that either party
Right now offers a whole lot
MG: You'll see some real change
From the 3rd party at my house
Poppin champagne, bacardi; gettin crunked out
Triple rhymin with Joe Biden
While we Imbibin Hennessy
Come on over--drinks on me, homey
HK: We'll be friends with you
AZ: And bff with you
Main Damies with you
HK: And colleagues with you
AZ: I'll be in your crew
HK: I'll be in yours, too
AZ: Jumpin rope with you
HK: Playin Donkey Kong with you
AZ: Hatchin plans with you
HK/AZ: invade Tajikistan with you
HC: We do not believe either Afghanistan or Pakistan
Can achieve lasting progress
Without the full participation of all of your citizens
Including women and girls
AZ: Having a barbecue
HK: Grilling a goat with you
AZ: Grilling terrorists, too
HK: Getting matching tattoos
HC: The rights of women must be respected and protect--
AZ: --Picking flowers with you
HK: Hot showers with you
AZ: Falling in love with you
HK: Nude at the zoo
AZ/HK: Making memories at the pottery wheel, rubbing clay on you all afternoon
KC: It would be one of the most dramatic
Foreign policy about faces ever
AG: To what do you refer, shawtayee?
KC: A bipartisan bill in Congress would end
The 47-year-old trade freeze with Cuba
AG: Ojalá congreso le gusta esta
KC: It has only spotty support so far
But President Obama's already taken some baby steps
Letting Cuban Americans visit family members
And send them money
But for most of us it's still a place that is
Strictly off limits
AG: Not for this G
I just went there illegally
Speaking of which, will you buy drugs from me
On national TV?
Don't fret--the people think I'm joking
But guess what (what?)?
I've never joked in my life; ooh-wee, shawtayee
KC: The trade embargo made sense a half century ago
AG: That's 50 years
KC: During the Cold War
Fidel Castro took sides with the enemy
But the Soviet Union is long gone
AG: Disbanded:
KC/AG: Long gooooone!
SG: Dick Cheney. Rush Limbaugh or Colin Powell. Who's your damie?
DC: Well, if I had to choose, uh
In terms of being a Republican I'd go with Rush Limbaugh
My take on it was Colin had already left the party
SG: I don't think that actually happened
[awkward silence]
This is an awkward silence;
I guess I'll fill it with ad libs
Oh! Shawty! Yeah
EG: Whoo! Aaaah
KC: Now it's up to Fidel and Raúl Castro
AG: Esos Castros locos. Cuidado
KC: President Obama says he wants to see Democratic reforms
Particularly on human rights and free speech
So congress will be looking for signs of change
After almost 50 years
AG: Ay, that's half a century
KC: U.S. policy will not reverse overnight
Relations remain chilly
But for the 1st time in generations
A thaw is possible
AG: A thaw, but what sort of thaw?
What exactly is thawing?
KC: Very, very, very, very
Very thin ice
AG/KC: Very thin ice, very thin ice, very thin ice

Give me that beat fool, it's a full time jack move
Chilly Chill, yo homie mack the track move
And I'll jack any Tom, Dick and Hank
That's the name of the SUCKERS I done ganked
I get away from a copper
Drop a dime, I'll break you off somethin proper
With the L-E-N-C-H-M-O-B
T-Bone and that's J.D.
And here's how we'll greet ya
Stop fool, come off that beat ya
feel dumb cause you're caught in the dark
(ya lil nuttin ass mark)
Raise up, cause you cant' have it back
You said - "I ain't never got gaffled like that"
Off the end of the gat you choke
Short Dog's in the house - "Whattup loc?"
Nuttin but a come up
Gimme that bass, and don't try to run up
Cause you'll get banked somethin sweet
Ice Cube and the Lench Mob, is jackin for beats

Huh, and even if you're down with my crew
(Yo Chuck man, i dodn't understand this man
You got to slow down)
I jack them too
And then we'll freak it
Kick that bass, and look what we did
Fade the grade, played, and made a few mil
and I keep stealin
Ice Cube'll make it funky
But right about now - *let's get up in the hump*
But I don't party and shake my butt
I leave that to the brothers with the funny haircurs
And it'll drive you nuts
Steal your beat, and give it that gangsta touch
Like jackin at night
Say hi to the three fifty-seven I'm packin
And it sounds so sweet
Ice Cube and the Lench Mob, is jackin for beats

Ice Cube, will take a funky beat and reshape it
Locate a dope break, and then I break it
And give it that gangsta lean
Dead in your face as I turn up the bass
I make punk suckers run and duck because
I don't try to hide cause you know that I love to
jack a fool for his beat and then I'm Audi
So when I come to your town don't crowd me
Cause I know, you're gonna wanna kick it with me
But I know, none of y'all can get with me
So you think you're protected
Well you are til you put a funky beat on a record
Then I have to show and prove and use your groove
Cause suckers can't fade the Cube
And if I jack you and you keep comin
I'll have you marks a 100 Miles and Running!

(stop stop stop stop stop!
sa-prize, niggaz)

In this version, you get to see her eating the chillies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-o264Sj9GY

So, there is some inconsistency between the news reports, but here's the score, best I can tell:
She set a world record by eating 51 chillies, but was disappointed because she'd recently eaten 60 and wanted to beat her personal record. Then she rubbed 24 chillies into her eyes, setting the world record for chili eye rubbing.

>> ^Deano:
Just realised the music reminds me of a Red Hot Chilli Peppers song.


That's what it's a *parody of.

Just realised the music reminds me of a Red Hot Chilli Peppers song.

Woah woah woah, wait a sec here, did he just say he ships cats to "three different continents and to numerous dimensions" at the 1 minute mark?!

Maybe that's why the cat froze, inter-dimensional travel gets quite chilly.

I believe it snowed last week.

And I think deserts are chilly at night.

>> ^phelixian:
Does it really get that cold in Vegas? Down jacket like an icelandic princess.

Sending NetRunner out to the chilly night to grill salmon right now at 7pm - he has amazing grilling skills! We'll have steak tomorrow! Wine and mashed potatoes with salmon, then I will probably pass out and nap until midnight =) He'll poke me awake and we'll have champagne.

Sorry, but nothing more exciting here, but to me, this is wonderful! Work has majorly sucked this week because everybody was sick and calling off, and the rest were having nervous breakdowns! BUT, surviving through this, I don't have to work until Monday! YAY! Double YAY!

Happy New Year!

The force to move forward is greater than the weight of the vehicle.

If there was a human sitting on it, it'll be a lot heavier, thus require much more energy for that initial launch I would think. Not to mention the size of the propeller and headaches you'd get when aerodynamics change when human sits on it.

Put some pedals and chains on that thing, and I would think it's gonna be a great energy saving bike, though I bet it's gonna be a little chilly on the driving seat. As long as you got the pedals, it wouldn't have to rely on wind for initial takeoff.

That's the best wingsuit jump location I've ever seen. Looks chilly!