Over here, the bag milk is cheaper than the carton. 4.6ish per liter in carton, 3.3 for bag.

>> ^StealthNuck:
I think this an Eastern Canada/Ontario thing. Everywhere else we have mostly cartons.


Yeah, and plastic jugs too!

We have milk in bags here as well. Most homes buy it in cartons though.

Either this, or this.

I think this an Eastern Canada/Ontario thing. Everywhere else we have mostly cartons.

This chick apparently doesn't have a "Snip-It" which is a little bag cutter with a magnet on it. Only noobs cut their milk bags with scissors.

I used to drink way too much milk. Like more than a bag a day, on average. This stopped when I was about 27... I started drinking pop all the time instead. Calorie wise there's not much of a difference.

In Ontario, we have milk in cartons too, up to 2 litres. If you only need a little milk, that's what you buy. The bags are for families.

I think the bags could be friendlier to the environment than a jug by using less plastic. Four thin plastic bags require less plastic than does a sturdy gallon jug. In any case, the friendliest type of milk packaging is cardboard or glass, not plastic.

I don't see how this is more friendly to the environment. Milk cartons or jugs are just as recyclable. To me this just seems more of a pain in the ass to use.

Smart cat, a bra, after all, is akin to a milk carton.

...and people wonder why a 64-year-old non-smoker buys a carton a day.

Are you sure thats dirt on his arm or is it a birthmark? Thats what I thought it was. I would totally love to see this guy on MTV doing any cover than that Justin Fing Timberlake, or Kane doucebag West or Lady got a cock Ga Ga or well just about every other pop singer thats popular. No offence to anyone who likes them just not my thing not my thing.

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A mother of 2 is cooking a stew dinner for her family when she accidentally knocks a carton of BBs into the pot. Cursing to herself, she picks as many of them as she can find out and, confident she got them all, continues cooking.

After dinner, the family having eaten the entire pot of stew, her oldest son runs up to her looking distraught. "What's wrong?", she asks.

"I was just in the bathroom and I think I must have passed a stone!"

"No, it's nothing to worry about. I knocked over your carton of BBs when I was cooking and some of them fell into the stew. You should really be more responsible with your things."

An hour later, her youngest son comes running through the house in a panic.

"Mommy! Mommy! I was peeing and a bullet came out!"

She assures him that it's ok and explains that she spilled BBs into the stew.

Later still, after the kids are in bed, her husband approaches her with a somber look on his face and says, "Honey, I don't know how to tell you this... I'm not even sure what happened..."

"It's alright, dear. Did you pass a BB in the bathroom, too? I spilled some into the stew earlier."

"Uh, no. I farted and shot the cat."

Johny has two quarters, four dimes, six nickles and twelve pennies. He needs to pay for his state subsidized school lunch which costs $0.86 plus $0.37 for a half pint carton of milk. He also wants to buy an orange to eat with his lunch which costs $0.44.

How much money would Johnny need to steal from everyone in the cafeteria to pay for his orange? Please pick the correct answer:

1. (Libertarian) He will have to go without an orange, because stealing is wrong.
2. (Republican) If there was prayer in school, his cup would runneth over.
3. (Democrat) $0.35.
4. (Green Party) What was that milk carton made of? Is it biodegradable? Is that plastic cutlery? Whoa, Johnny cannot have this lunch until its carbon foot print is known.

He handled that carton pretty roughly. No foreplay or anything, he just ordered it to climax.

You know, I have been patrolling the neighborhood where O'Reilly supposedly lives for weeks now with six cartons of eggs in my passenger seat and have not seen him come out for the newspaper.

But this all makes perfect sense now. He lives in the "O'Reilly Cave" section of the tunnels under Fox's studios.

Dont worry, I'll flush him out of hiding and egg him one of these days. And the eggs, well, the longer it takes me the more rancid they will be when they finally strike their target.

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This is the result.

there's nothing like getting 4 miles to the gallon in a hummer, driving alone through suburbia to the grocery store to pick up a carton of milk...