I get to weigh in on a special guy. Hot dog. I mean, cool cat.

I feel like I know this guy like a neighbor. He swam the pond at age 2 with his British parents. If he returned to his homeland he could become a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's court. Twain the Old and New Worlds, Mark my word.

His avatar skills are tops, I think we all acknowledge that. A pleomorphic pussy like that would take me weeks to master, yet he can dive into it and father a whole new one in a matter of minutes.

The lucky bastard gets to paddle a canoe around on a trout stream, yet he fishes not. I hath taken it upon myself to get an angle on him. I am sore afraid he will be decked out in Cabela's camo before the year is out.

Schmawy briefly entered my world of medicine. His puss in scrubs was a delight, but as I told him, he would need to be declawed before performing rectal or vaginal exams.

As for his posts, common interest comes to mind. We can look deep into each other's queues and find a thread to bind, a song to share.......this is going off the deep end.

And yes ladies and gentlemen, he plays guitar at least as good as Johnny Cash, the man in black, something that's not too hard to do at the moment.

I tip my hat to your skills and achievements and will always have a bottle of sevoflurane to pop open should you decide to visit the god forsaken great plains.

^ I think that's also under selling the potential here. Soldiers would kill for camo that good -- something that only made their eyes visible, especially if you could at will decide to go blind in exchange for being completely invisible for a time (like when a patrol is coming by, or a helicopter is flying past, etc.)

Then think bigger, what if a tank could be completely invisible, except for a 4" x 4" pane of glass over a camera? What about a fighter jet, or an aircraft carrier?

If it's all spectra of light, even infrared and radar couldn't see the invisible part.

Have fun spotting that little piece of glass flying through the air at twice the speed of sound...

@Drachen_Jager, far be it for me to defend the Pentagon's intelligence, but you're selling the F-22 and F-35 programs short -- they're both supposed to be platforms we use for at least 50 years. They may seem like expensive overkill now, but in 2045, they'll barely seem worth the metal-ceramic composite they're made of. The F-35 program in particular is mostly an exercise in cost-savings. It's a single fighter meant to replace essentially every other fighter in the Air Force's inventory, except the F-22. It's even being designed to try to replace a portion of the RAF's fighters as well.

As for submarines, yeah, I'd have a hard time justifying any budget for a new submarine program post-Cold War. Maybe a refresh on the old designs, but an all-new terrorist-fighting submarine is definitely defense pork.

>> ^spoco2:
I can't in good conscience upvote this.
The ridiculous pounding 'fear' music, the over exaggeration of the risk, the 'expert' dressed in the stupid camo gear.
That kid got knocked over, no worse than my kids do to each other... geeze.
This is a fine example of trash US tv taking something as pure and wholesome as a roo on the lose and turning it into TERROR!


I couldn't agree more. This is just rediculus. =/

I can't in good conscience upvote this.

The ridiculous pounding 'fear' music, the over exaggeration of the risk, the 'expert' dressed in the stupid camo gear.

That kid got knocked over, no worse than my kids do to each other... geeze.

This is a fine example of trash US tv taking something as pure and wholesome as a roo on the lose and turning it into TERROR!

I have this vision of MG, dirty and camo sleeves rolled up, belting it out at the top of his lungs as shells come raining down on some hapless enemy.

Upvote for "Obsession" camo... from Calvin Klein?

Clearly this was an upvote, but that last octopus camo bit was unreal.

yea, it'll always remind me of the puss-like discharge that came with the disease your ex gave us.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Ah, I see you already de-gayified your color scheme. My, that shade of green looks awfully familiar. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. At least that's what stalkers say.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
eh...i could be due for some swashbuckling practice. You bring the sword, i'll bring the dagger.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Oh, I see. That's too bad, because I was really hoping we could rub wieners.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
While it's true that I'm gay, I'm a butch dike lesbo so camo green and black army boots are more my thang.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'd like to take this opportunity to compliment you on your color changes. The magenta username is ravishing, and the carnation comment background is DIVINE. Combined they make a bold statement: "This gloryhole is MINE".

Now, you were saying something about my balls, I believe.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
titan or not, time will take its toll on us all.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Hey, I just read that. And somehow I doubt you were referring to the titan Kronos.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
illusory sag is how women describe kronos' balls.

Ah, I see you already de-gayified your color scheme. My, that shade of green looks awfully familiar. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. At least that's what stalkers say.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
eh...i could be due for some swashbuckling practice. You bring the sword, i'll bring the dagger.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Oh, I see. That's too bad, because I was really hoping we could rub wieners.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
While it's true that I'm gay, I'm a butch dike lesbo so camo green and black army boots are more my thang.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'd like to take this opportunity to compliment you on your color changes. The magenta username is ravishing, and the carnation comment background is DIVINE. Combined they make a bold statement: "This gloryhole is MINE".

Now, you were saying something about my balls, I believe.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
titan or not, time will take its toll on us all.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Hey, I just read that. And somehow I doubt you were referring to the titan Kronos.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
illusory sag is how women describe kronos' balls.

eh...i could be due for some swashbuckling practice. You bring the sword, i'll bring the dagger.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Oh, I see. That's too bad, because I was really hoping we could rub wieners.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
While it's true that I'm gay, I'm a butch dike lesbo so camo green and black army boots are more my thang.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'd like to take this opportunity to compliment you on your color changes. The magenta username is ravishing, and the carnation comment background is DIVINE. Combined they make a bold statement: "This gloryhole is MINE".

Now, you were saying something about my balls, I believe.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
titan or not, time will take its toll on us all.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Hey, I just read that. And somehow I doubt you were referring to the titan Kronos.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
illusory sag is how women describe kronos' balls.

Oh, I see. That's too bad, because I was really hoping we could rub wieners.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
While it's true that I'm gay, I'm a butch dike lesbo so camo green and black army boots are more my thang.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'd like to take this opportunity to compliment you on your color changes. The magenta username is ravishing, and the carnation comment background is DIVINE. Combined they make a bold statement: "This gloryhole is MINE".

Now, you were saying something about my balls, I believe.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
titan or not, time will take its toll on us all.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Hey, I just read that. And somehow I doubt you were referring to the titan Kronos.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
illusory sag is how women describe kronos' balls.

While it's true that I'm gay, I'm a butch dike lesbo so camo green and black army boots are more my thang.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'd like to take this opportunity to compliment you on your color changes. The magenta username is ravishing, and the carnation comment background is DIVINE. Combined they make a bold statement: "This gloryhole is MINE".

Now, you were saying something about my balls, I believe.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
titan or not, time will take its toll on us all.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Hey, I just read that. And somehow I doubt you were referring to the titan Kronos.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
illusory sag is how women describe kronos' balls.

That's just creepy MG. I'd go active camo on my screen name too if I submitted this. Maybe you should just discard call it even. This could get ugly.


Sorry about the downvote. You know I like most of your stuff.

When “Stripes” came out on video, a friend of my girlfriend had a “Stripes Party.” Many of us wore “camo.” When the range scene came on, one guy let the rest of us know he had his spatula.