"God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance". - Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Somebody call the bumper sticker company! or maybe put it on one of those fancy Videosify Shop Shirts. I would buy one.

I am not an internet tough guy and I will screw up your car if I come out and find you've touched my bumper. Be warned that not everyone is ok with you putting scratches, no matter how small, on their vehicle.

Usually Ill leave a nice deep gouge on the door handle with a note as to why it happened so that they are reminded every time they get in their car.

Be considerate of others property. If you are late and cant find or pay for parking then your lack of planning is NOT my emergency.

>> ^papple:

Sorry if my reply seemed harsh, but to be fair, your original comment was pretty odd. Bumpers are designed to crumple upon impact.>> ^FlowersInHisHair:
>> ^papple:
Bollocks.>> ^FlowersInHisHair:
They're called bumpers for a reason.


??? Odd response


Oh. I was joking.

Sorry if my reply seemed harsh, but to be fair, your original comment was pretty odd. Bumpers are designed to crumple upon impact.>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

>> ^papple:
Bollocks.>> ^FlowersInHisHair:
They're called bumpers for a reason.


??? Odd response

bumpers used to be bumpers, now they are just very decorative, highly custom molded pieces are plastic that will break and crack at the slightest impact from a car.

>> ^papple:

Bollocks.>> ^FlowersInHisHair:
They're called bumpers for a reason.



??? Odd response

Bollocks.>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

They're called bumpers for a reason.

They're called bumpers for a reason.

Sadly, this is pretty common, here... Most people who actually care about their bumpers get those big rubber covers for their front / back bumpers to help prevent damage from all the people doing this.

>> ^shponglefan:

Oh man, the head popping up @2:00 just killed me.
But yeah, this was ridiculous. It's a freaking turkey, not a bear.


Oh sure, you laugh now, but what if it had succeeded in planting the C4 under the bumper?

I'm going to put that on a bumper sticker!
>> ^garmachi:

>> ^A10anis:
Don't waste your time trying to debate a creationist. Just tell them to go and watch ANY of the David Attenborough nature documentaries.

Never attempt to change the mind of anyone who expresses his opinion via bumper sticker.

>> ^A10anis:

Don't waste your time trying to debate a creationist. Just tell them to go and watch ANY of the David Attenborough nature documentaries.


Never attempt to change the mind of anyone who expresses his opinion via bumper sticker.

Never argue with anyone who expresses their opinion via bumper sticker. ~Garmachi

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I was thinking the same thing - but towards the end, it looks like it's done a lot of damage to the rear end as well - Is the bumper even still attached?

Edit - Nope, it's laying on the ground!
>> ^cooolllll:

Well that is one way to get your undercarriage cleaned.