Sorry madman-My first reaction to your ramming my car and getting out would be to squish your dumb ass between bumpers and sort out the details later...Used his car as a weapon, attacked me with harmful intent, got it all on film, jury trial.

I had one pop up, rip off, go flying through the air, in bumper to bumper 55 mph traffic.

Waiting for the day when tv-hosts replace the vice-presidents...

It all seems to drivel down to picking your life-style camp, complete with station, label, blog, and bumper sticker.

Oh my god

Where are the rubber bumpers on the sides in case he falls over?
Where are the animatronic animals to lift up his spirits in case he doesn't do things correctly?
Is that DIRT beneath his feed? How do we know there aren't used syringes or un-detonated nuclear devices sitting down there?!

HOW DARE THIS FATHER LET HIS KID HAVE FUN!

>> ^00Scud00:

>> ^deedub81:
You realize Mexican Storm Troopers make sopes that are out of this world, right? >> ^skinnydaddy1:
>> ^deedub81:
You realize that there is no such thing as a Tie Fighter in real life, right?>> ^skinnydaddy1:
>> ^00Scud00:
Nice, but the Ties all need a bumper sticker reminding them that their craft was built by the lowest bidder, seriously, you can blow up a Tie by just staring daggers at it.

The roomy cockpit is to make up for the lack of shields on the Tie Fighter. It allowed the pilot to have enough room to kiss his ass goodby.


You Realize my avatar is a Mexican storm trooper?


You all realize I'm a goddamn hedgehog right?


Well, we all have to put up with a little prick every once and awhile. We won't hold it against you.

>> ^deedub81:

You realize Mexican Storm Troopers make sopes that are out of this world, right? >> ^skinnydaddy1:
>> ^deedub81:
You realize that there is no such thing as a Tie Fighter in real life, right?>> ^skinnydaddy1:
>> ^00Scud00:
Nice, but the Ties all need a bumper sticker reminding them that their craft was built by the lowest bidder, seriously, you can blow up a Tie by just staring daggers at it.

The roomy cockpit is to make up for the lack of shields on the Tie Fighter. It allowed the pilot to have enough room to kiss his ass goodby.


You Realize my avatar is a Mexican storm trooper?


You all realize I'm a goddamn hedgehog right?

>> ^00Scud00:

Nice, but the Ties all need a bumper sticker reminding them that their craft was built by the lowest bidder, seriously, you can blow up a Tie by just staring daggers at it.


The roomy cockpit is to make up for the lack of shields on the Tie Fighter. It allowed the pilot to have enough room to kiss his ass goodby.

Nice, but the Ties all need a bumper sticker reminding them that their craft was built by the lowest bidder, seriously, you can blow up a Tie by just staring daggers at it.

Neat idea except the machine would have to be HUGE in order to let vehicles which can't handle sudden changes in the height of the road. Think of an RV for example, its rear bumper might touch the ground if the ramp was too steep. A bus could high center if the ramp was too short.

I have a jeep wrangler and I can tell you from experience that you don't swerve. The bumper is pure steel attached to the frame. The deer that walked into the road got pink misted without much damage to the jeep itself. Some cars aren't made to swerve.

>> ^Auger8:

My thoughts exactly what a jackass!
>> ^Morganth:
"I'll help you in a moment, just let me check my bumper first."



Make that a consensus! Never mind the guy in the sideways truck, just make sure your vanity license plate is still there. Maybe the guy was in shock...Im sure he was pissed...but come on. Douche.

My thoughts exactly what a jackass!
>> ^Morganth:

"I'll help you in a moment, just let me check my bumper first."