@0:42 it looks like his forehead wound gets a boner.

Death by 7 hour boner gun.

didnt know there was THIS version. boner time

At least it's just a Mega Boner and not a Mecha Boner

Fun video, even better title (unintentionally?) -- from now on I refuse to refer to this console as anything other than the "X-bone". The act of purchasing one will be referred to as getting "X-boned". Fanboys will, of course, be "X-boners".

...Goldmine of material there, and even better it is all quite apropos...

"Ground boners" probably kills the sanctioned-advertisement theory,

boner approved...

Plenty 'o wine-Looks like they're in a familiar frogpub.

Great, tight cover....ditto on the cello boner, berticus-I am pretty sure it acts similarly on the opposite sex, moistening panties and what-not.

fuck. cello gives me such an audio-boner.

... what? it's a thing. stop looking at me like that.

Funny ya mentioned that...a very evocative number with a simple melody, ripe for parody:

When you're alone and you are getting a boner,
You can always go, downtown
A pocket of Franklins', tap the buffet like Homer
Seems to help I know, downtown

Strollin' down the sikewalk with a forty and a fatty,
Hand-job on the subway from a teenager named Patty,
How can you lose? The skirts, are much higher there,
You can forget what her name is, maybe tug on some hair, when you're

Downtown, things will be great when you're
Downtown, ten-minute dates, when you're
Downtown, every thing's waiting for you....

Don't hang around and let your problems surround you
There are nudie shows, downtown
Maybe you know some little places to go
where you don't need clothes, downtown

Listen to her moaning, on your silent Motorola,
Motion to her horny friends, before the night is over, happy again...
The lights are so dim in there,
You can diddle for hours, and nobody cares

So go
Downtown, where all the sprites, delight
Downtown, maybe you'll start a fight
Downtown, where did you park your car now.....?

Downtown

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you,
Someone who is rough like you who forcefully commands you,
To take off her thong, so maybe I'll see you there
We can forget all our morals, and get all the stares

So go
Downtown, things will be great when you're
Downtown, in a neighboring state, you go
Downtown, you've already burned your town down
Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown

Downtown REDUX, Choggie Kendall, ©2013

I guess "Woohoo!" is the only response you can give to not feel like a total douche bottle for pulling such a boner.

Kind of but with less boners...and I mean than the "trust fall"

Diamonds might be forever, but boner necklaces keep her close to her favorite part of you.

One 80's flashback boner coming up, literally.

^ Not really relevant, Boner. I didn't see a single cow in that clip you linked.