It's like a surprise boner, for cars.

Smart chicks give me a boner.

i love you too, i am trying to call attention to this, I have no shame in that. Thanks to UP and anyone who voted. I love you guys and gals. This shit is important to me... BONER, lol >> ^BoneRemake:

>> ^shagen454:
ouch

Says the guy who used the invoke wrong.
Break a bottle and stick the sharp end into your palm as punishment. Sift law is rule.

Great, work boner AGAIN!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Yoga Boner, MC Jelly Donut, Daveed Diggs' to 'Yoga Boner, MC Jelly Donut, Daveed Diggs, bleeding profusely' - edited by calvados

hold on hold on, I'm changing the thumbnail so its not a raging boner.

Boner killer? I liked Velma... heck cosplayers like Mariedoll make it even more evident who was the true hottie.

>> ^sickio:

When I was a kid I dreamed of Hoverboards and holidays on mars. Instead all I get is where and when I had a boner broadcast to the world.


I think you might be wearing it backwards.

When I was a kid I dreamed of Hoverboards and holidays on mars. Instead all I get is where and when I had a boner broadcast to the world.

wow! it's boner's 1st downvote. you should feel privileged.

>> ^lurgee:
poor @BoneRemake. one day i hope that little boner will grow up. i sorta like him, but he seems very emotional and childish. he is ok till things do not go his way. i am sorry to hear that the boy gave you a childish remark. you are one of the sweetest meatbags and definitely a pillar of the sift. it pisses me off that some morons have to be so immature. if ya want, just downvote all his shit, i would if i was in you position. <IMG class=smiley src="http://cdn.videosift.com/cdm/emoticon/wink.gif">>> ^pumkinandstorm:
At least you got an upvote from @BoneRemake on yours. All I got from him was a downvote and nasty comment. Perhaps he prefers crickets...or people that aren't named pumkinandstorm?


Great advice @lurgee It won't be too difficult to find pointless crud of his to downvote.

poor @BoneRemake. one day i hope that little boner will grow up. i sorta like him, but he seems very emotional and childish. he is ok till things do not go his way. i am sorry to hear that the boy gave you a childish remark. you are one of the sweetest meatbags and definitely a pillar of the sift. it pisses me off that some morons have to be so immature. if ya want, just downvote all his shit, i would if i was in you position. >> ^pumkinandstorm:

At least you got an upvote from @BoneRemake on yours. All I got from him was a downvote and nasty comment. Perhaps he prefers crickets...or people that aren't named pumkinandstorm?

Boner: It is still confusing...

Astrophysicists have created the most realistic computer simulation of the universe's evolution to date, tracking activity from the Big Bang to now -- a time span of around 14 billion years -- in high resolution.

Created by a team at the Harvard-Smithsonian Centre for Astrophysics (CfA) in collaboration with researchers at the Heidelberg Institute for Theoretical Studies (HITS), the Arepo software provides detailed imagery of different galaxies in the local universe using a technique known as "moving mesh".

Unlike previous model simulators, such as the Gadget code, Arepo's hydrodynamic model replicates the gaseous formations following the Big Bang by using a virtual, flexible grid that has the capacity to move to match the motions of the gas, stars, dark matter and dark energy that make up space -- it's like a virtual model of the cosmic web, able to bend and flex to support the matter and celestial bodies that make up the universe. Old simulators instead used a more regimented, fixed, cubic grid.

"We took all the advantages of previous codes and removed the disadvantages," explained Volker Springel, the HITS astrophysicist who built the software. Springel, an expert in galaxy formation who helped build the Millennium Simulation to trace the evolution of 10 billion particles, used Harvard's Odyssey supercomputer to run the simulation. Its 1,024 processor cores allowed the team to compress 14 billion years worth of cosmic history in the space of a few months.

The results are spiral galaxies like the Milky Way and Andromeda that actually look like spiral galaxies -- not the blurred blobs depicted by previous simulators -- generated from data input that stretches as far back as the afterglow of the Big Bang, thus portraying a dramatic cosmic evolution (see the above video for a sneak peek of that evolution from four billion years after the Big Bang).

"We find that Arepo leads to significantly higher star formation rates for galaxies in massive haloes and to more extended gaseous disks in galaxies, which also feature a thinner and smoother morphology than their Gadget counterparts," the team states in a paper describing the technology.

Though the feat is impressive -- CfA astrophysicist Debora Sijacki compares the high-resolution simulation's improvement over previous models to that of the 24.5-metre aperture Giant Magellan Telescope's improvement over all telescopes -- the team aim to generate simulations of larger areas of the universe. If this is achieved, the team will have created not only the most realistic, but the biggest universe simulation ever.



>> ^BoneRemake:

this video is a waste without addition information.
what am I looking at. spiraling gas' or something.
what is the significance, why did nine people upvote something they probably do not understand.
what part of the universe is this ? why didnt it start at the beginning ?
WHY WHY FUCKING WHY.

I changed the title. Although honestly, I could have done that at first. The line drawings were quite helpful...

In reply to this comment by radx:
Bloody hell, you keep finding the wierdest stuff.

This semi-instructional clip on how to hide a boner was part of an educational programme that was aired on a tv channel meant for kids/teens.