Last night on No Reservations, they showed a Rolls Royce with a retractile hood ornament so people wouldn't try to steal it...

The sound of that rolls-royce engine is orgasmic.

As noted, it's not a bird test, but an explosive blade-off test. If I'm not mistaken, it's the raw footage of this Rolls-Royce test.

1- I once drove Zsa Zsa Gabor's Rolls Royce with her husband in the passenger seat

2- The same day, Zsa Zsa spilled her hommade soup on a white shirt I was wearing

3- I've never impregnated a girl

4- A song I wrote has been banned in Thailand (1 woman, 2 men...google it)

5- I've been a non-theist since the age of 8

6- I don't like any of the tattoos that I have

7- When I was ten years old, I killed a turtle with a rock and felt horrible ever since.

8- As a kid, I cried at the end of the M*A*S*H series

9- My band was the in-house band for the 2000 AVN (porn) awards ceremony

10- I once sang a song with Ween on stage (up on the hill)

11- I've never been in a car accident nor received a traffic ticket, yet I've been driving for 25 years

12- I never graduated from high school and don't really care about a GED or whatever, also

13- My band gigged regularly from 1982-1988

14- When I was 7, I pooped in my pants at a playground, then ran into a local bar, removed my underwear and left them in a bathroom stall (little kids undies in a bar's bathroom?!)

15- I can't remember a couple of my past girlfriends' names

16- My first animation gig was working on a Bjork video in 1996

17- I collect matchbooks from around the world (for reasons unknown to me)

18- I am consciously and happily addicted to the internets and aware of all of its traditions

19- My best friend in Jr. High was caught by the FBI for phreaking (1984)

20- I was given a 22 revolver for my 4th birthday

21- My family has owned most farm animals, except a cow

22- I had a spinal tap at age 17

23- I've never broken a bone

24- There are unwritten symphonies constantly playing in my head

25- I once gave John Draper (Captain Crunch) a ride home from an outdoor rave

26- The only goals I have in life are to have as many peak experiences as possible, and try to be a nice and smart person

*promote for 40 000 000 000 000 votes (& a Rolls Royce engine)

The P-51 Mustang is one of the most beautiful sounds on face of this planet.
oh how that Rolls Royce purrrs.

The mute button works perfectly. You've never seen a commercial for a Rolls Royce have you? If something is worth having, it does not need to be advertised. Word of mouth, is always better. When you pay someone to do your talking, you pay too much.

Miraculous you call it babe
You ain't seen nothing yet
They've got Pepsi in the Andes
McDonalds in Tibet
Yosemite's been turned into
A golf course for the Japs
The Dead Sea is alive with rap
Between the Tigris and Euphrates
There's a leisure centre now
They've got all kinds of sports
They've got Bermuda shorts
They had sex in Pennsylvania
A Brazilian grew a tree
A doctor in Manhattan
Saved a dying man for free
It's a miracle
Another Miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And the pressures of the marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
We've got warehouses of butter
We've got oceans of wine
We've got famine when we need it
Got designer crime
We've got Mercedes
We've got Porsche
Ferrari and Rolls Royce
We've got choice
She said meet me
In the Garden of Gethsemene my dear
The Lord said Peter I can see
Your house from here
An honest family man
Finally reaped what he had sown
A farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan
It's a miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And the pressures of the marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
It's a miracle
We cower in our shelters
With our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
Runs for years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theater
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lid comes down
And breaks his fucking fingers
It's a miracle

One of their rooms goes for 15,000 Dirhams per day which is roughly $5,000 USD.

But then they do give you all this:

The stately and opulent Royal Suite on the 25th floor is the last word in luxury, with its lavishly appointed interiors, majestic colour scheme and sumptuous furnishings.
* Exclusive privileges - Private elevator, private cinema
* Special features - Marble and gold staircase, leopard print tufted carpets, Carrarra marble flooring and mahogany furniture
* Lower level - Dining area, Arabic majlis (reception) style lounge and library
* Upper level - Master bedroom with rotating four-poster canopy bed and second bedroom, each with adjoining marble bathrooms with spa bath, walk-in shower, fine porcelain fittings and full sized Hermes 24 - Faubourg fragrances and body products
* Occupancy - 4 Adults and 2 Children below the age of 12, or 5 Adults (only)
* Transport - Chauffeur driven Rolls Royce BMW available at a charge or helicopter transfers
* Complimentary high speed Internet access, office area, laptop, private telephone and facsimile, photocopier and data port within each suite
* Access to a host of meetings, conference and event facilities
* Variety of restaurants and bars - ideal for lunch, entertainment, and private functions
* Multimedia system - 42 inch plasma screen, video on demand, 93 cable channels and DVD system
* Range of DVDs and books to choose from
* Daily newspaper list with over 300 international newspapers to choose from
* Interactive online communication and hotel guide
* Complimentary access to Wild Wadi Water Park
* Welcome drinks, fresh flowers, fruits and Arabic sweets
* Luxury bathroom with Jacuzzi, full-size Hermes toiletries
* Button controlled lighting, curtains and air conditioning and private safe
* 24 hour butler and Guest Service Executives
* Pillow menu and bath menu
* Rolls Royce and helicopter transfers
* In-suite check in
* Children's amenities

Why even Bacchus would be overwhelmed by all this.