I've seen this movie several times, and for me this scene has gone from very bizarre to very heartbreaking. I feel like he's euthanizing a good friend who unfortunately has lost his mind. Dave really has no choice at this point, mind you. Still, the machine made me sad. HAL is almost like a tragic hero, in the classical sense. Obviously smart, efficient, and dedicated. Dedicated to a fault, that is. A tragic flaw, if you will.

Where's my drink? *a tear*

Some un git a rope, this neegar might be the antechrist! If he's the antechrist he's gonna rise up. If he's not, he will hang.

Win win scenario, amirite? Cuz if it's the antechrist, then HAL-A-LU-JAH, we're goan ta hayven! If he ain't, sheeit, at least we hanged us a neegar.

A pretty good one can be made of watching (or reading) 2001: A Space Odyssey.

The implications about HAL in this movie/book are that as computers get more and more advanced, their realiability will get astronomical. While the book/movie do hinge on what could be called a malfunction, the plot point implies that it is so astronomically unlikely that a computer can fail in that scenario that it is endlessly amusing to think about what a clusterfuck computers are in this day and age.

I mean, when you think computer, it is pretty synonymous with bug, hack, locked up, error, and ultimately unreliability.

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?" -HAL

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it." -HAL

"Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move." -HAL

"Number 5 is alive." -Johnny 5

1. Millie- Lil Wayne- Cookin Soul Remix (Dj Dials Blend w/ Hovatron
Mannie Fresh Tribute)
2. Cerebral Vortex Vrs Robot Koch- Vortex Cookies Instrumental (flako
Remix) Dials Blend with Sebastian's HAL
3. Tweet - Oops Oh My (Hudson Mohawke Remix)
4. Sluggabed- Breadcrumbs and Buttabeans
5. Melt Bananna- We Will Rock You
6. Daddy Kev- Little Doggy
7.Sluggabed- ? MothaFucka (?) dunno! Track 13 from mystery glasgow cd...
8. Cassie- Me and U (manybrain edit?)
9. EPROM- Ghost Hunter
10. Breakbeat Buddah- Hustler's Concerto
11. FINE CUT BODIES "Beaver Blink (Ooah Remix)"
12. Shawty Lo - Dey Know (Hovatron Remix)
13. Hudson Mohawke- ZoOooOooM (Dials Lazer Gucci Blend)
14. Cool Kids- Pennies
15. Powell- Aoc ( Tayeeb Remix)
16. Tobacco- Backwoods Altar
17. 215TFK - Some Poutine
18. Harmonic 313- Neon
19. Tom Burbank- Diesel
20. Boreta- Slide the Dutch rmx
21. Oliver Laric- E
22 Tom Burbank- Juno
23. Lorn- Automation V2
24. Mux Mool- Death 9000 (Machine drum Remix)
25 Hovatron- Facemeltdown Supreme Draft
26. Hovatron- Dumb in my Backpack
27. Sluggabed- Gettobonk
28. Spartan Lover- Polka Grease
29. Clipse- Fast Life (lunice rmx)
30. Lowest Limit - Kush Leaves Instro
31. Hovatron- Made You Look
32. Disruption- Loop Beat 1
33. A-Trak- My Sneakers
34. Nosaj Thing- 1685
35. Lorn- The greatest Silence
36. Bullion- Get Familiar
37. Excision and Subvert- Dirt Nap
38. Harrison Blackoldman- Full Speed
39. My Neck Remix (unknown)
40. Subvert- Big steppa
41. Hot Dolla- Red Monkey Jeans
42. Justice - Genesis (arch cupcake remix)
43. Hovatron- Deboutonner Re-edit
44. 215TFK- Rambunktion- (Boreta Remix)
45. Nasty Feel (biggie vrs MGMT justice)
46. Build 128- Total Shortage
47. Subvert- Size Matters
48. Megasoid- Bun B Remix
49. Hovatron- Discipline Rmx
50. Flying Lotus- Camel (Nosaj thing Remix)

HAL strikes again.

The breathing reminds me of the scene in 2001 where the dude in the spacesuit is deactivating the HAL computer.

"Hal?"

"Dave!"

"Hal?"

"DAAAVE!"

That's some *quality Gimping, kronos. Thanks a bunch! And as I've said numerous times, fixing vids is my crack. Just as my crack addiction is my heroin. And so on.

EDD: Tell me!! Tell me what the super-secret VS cheat codes are, rasch!?! I.. MUST... KNOW!

It's not so much a code, you just have to get a bit freaky with siftbot.

The benches were stained with tears and perspiration
The birdies were flying from tree to tree
There was little to say, there was no conversation
As I stepped to the stage to pick up my degree

It's too early in the morning, I'll be back to write something funnier in a few hours. Thanks to everyone for your kind words

Good thing Imitosis isn't a solo act from a guy named "Hal"...

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Hal Turner is a white supremacist and holocaust denier, not that that should dissuade you from upvoting.

@dag

One material within the band wants to curve around your wrist. So the ends do not have to snap or stick to one another. It can be removed at will.

The movie reminded me a bit of "Die Hard 4." You could also say Hal (from 2001) has a sister.

The screening was FREE, so I can't complain too much.


@ K0MMIE

Wookie and proud!

I guess an insult is preferable to a fetish.

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