Rasch is in the basement
Fixing up the embeds
Singing with an alien
Thinks she might be a man





Cat in New York studio
Painting Campbell’s soup cans
Makes fifteen-second videos
That’s your pop art movement





Look out kid
It’s somethin’ you did
Only God knows how
You got silver diamond
By posting stupid videos
Produced by Hans Moleman
Then you say Jesus
Is your new best friend
But you can’t be a born-again
Posting vids with naked chicks in them




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Alright, so I'm no poet, but don't hold that against Rasch. Give him some love, or I swear I got a whole passel of shitty couplets that I'll unleash on ya. Don't fuck with me.