Only a Mountain Dew commercial can be eXtreme enough to warrent that kind of scream. The sample is from a 20 year old commercial sound library and it is almost always a poor choice in movies, tv ads, radio ads, and video games.

Extreme! Mountain Dew! Doritos! YAY!

Laugh and make fun if you want, but getta load of this list...

Hit Singles Written and Recorded by Tom T. Hall

* "I Washed My Face in the Morning Dew" (#30, 1967)
* "Ain't Got The Time" (#68, 1968)
* "The World The Way I Want It" (#66, 1968)
* "Ballad of Forty Dollars" (#4, 1969)
* "Homecoming" (#5, 1969)
* "Strawberry Farms" (#40, 1969)
* "Day Drinkin'" (#23, 1970)
* "Salute to a Switchblade" (#8, 1970)
* "Shoeshine Man" (#8, 1970)
* "A Week in a Country Jail" (#1, 1970)
* "Ode to Half a Pound of Ground Round" (#21, 1971)
* "One Hundred Children" (#14, 1971)
* "The Year That Clayton Delaney Died" (#1, 1971) (also reached #42 on the Pop Singles Chart)
* "Me and Jesus" (#8, 1972) (also reached #92 on the Pop Chart)
* "More About John Henry" (#26, 1972)
* "The Monkey That Became President" (#11, 1972)
* "Old Dogs, Children, And Watermelon Wine" (#1, 1973)
* "Ravishing Ruby" (#3, 1973)
* "Spokane Motel Blues" (#16, 1973)
* "Watergate Blues" (#16, 1973)
* "Country Is" (#1, 1974)
* "I Love" (#1, 1974) (also reached #2 on the Adult Contemporary Chart and #12 on the Pop Singles Chart)
* "That Song Is Driving Me Crazy" (#2, 1974) (also reached #63 on the Pop Singles Chart)
* "Sneaky Snake" (#69, 1974) (reached #55 on the Pop Singles Chart the following year)
* "Deal" (#8, 1975)
* "I Care" (#1, 1975)
* "I Like Beer" (#4, 1975)
* "Faster Horses (The Cowboy And The Poet)" (#1, 1976)
* "Fox On The Run" (#9, 1976)
* "Negatory Romance" (#24, 1976)
* "It's All in the Game" (#12, 1977)
* "Your Man Loves You, Honey" (#4, 1977)
* "What Have You Got to Lose" (#9, 1978)
* "Son of Clayton Delaney" (#14, 1979)
* "You Show Me Your Heart (And I'll Show You Mine)" (#11, 1979)
* "Back When Gas Was Thirty Cents a Gallon" (#36, 1980)
* "Jesus On the Radio (Daddy On the Phone)" (#9, 1980)
* "Solder Of Fortune" (#51, 1980)
* "The Old Side of Town" (#9, 1980)
* "Everything From Jesus To Jack Daniels (#42, 1983)
* "A Bar with No Beer" (#40, 1985)
* "Down At The Mall" (#65, 1986)

I was gonna jump all over the comment that Cash wrote this song, but apparently it's already been done, and is an old comment. but just for clarification:

Nine Inch Nails (Trent Reznor) written in 1994. Released on Downward Spiral.
Johnny Cash covered in 2002. Released on American IV: The Man Comes Around.

Reznor is most definitely the author of this song, and Cash is not the first to cover it either.

Tori Amos frequently sang three or four lines of the song as an introduction to other songs during her Dew Drop Inn tour in 1996, most frequently "Caught a Lite Sneeze", and then again in 1998, as an improvisational bridge.
Breaking Benjamin
Sheryl Crow covered the Cash version on the television special Tribute to Johnny Cash.
Fightstar
Matthew Good, acoustic tour 2006.
Gregorian arranged the lyrics into a medieval Gregorian chant.
Kermit the Frog is featured in an unauthorized parody called "Sad Kermit".
Aaron Lewis of Staind covered the song during his 2007 Have Guitar, Will Travel solo acoustic tour.
Luna Amara
Jeff Martin
Montezuma's Revenge
Placebo, at the House of Blues in California in 2003.
Damien Rice, by inserting lyrics from the song into his live performances.
Underoath played it acoustic live
Sevendust did a cover as a tribute to Johnny Cash.
Howard Stern had his own version for his show, called "Private Hurt". He played the song while mixing in sound clips from his film Private Parts.
Westside Connection sampled the main riff for their song "The Gangsta The Killa and The Dope Dealer".

Someone get that man a Mountain Dew! Deer piss cleans bird crap in a jiffy- via Martha Stewart.

The jedi one almost made me spit Mountain Dew all over.

"who can take the sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two...oh, the candy man can."
...wait that's not the song.

I couldn't downvote this if I were paid to. By the power of Greyskull I summon this video to the top of the top 15

>> ^Grimm:
Where are my fellow skeptics? I can't believe you guys would think this was real. ...you should have felt your leg being pulled.

Oh no doubt this is fun with photoshop. That said, my personal account above^ is not fiction and brings the grain of truth that people need to believe this could be real.

>> ^youdiejoe:
... witnessed a mother giving, what must have been a kid between 1 -2 years old, swigs of her Mountain Dew soda

I think I could actually hear the kids teeth dissolving as it sipped on the green goodness.

Quantumushroom, a mushroom you love to hate and hate to hate

I picture a snake like character slithering under his desk, in his one room apartment, rubbing his hands, chugging his mountain dew, making love to his dick cheney doll. What a guy.

I think his submissions were inappropriate but he really only gets attention when he says/does crazy things. We pay little attention when he tries to share his interests.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Color-Me-Badd-All-4-Love

Yes, it's all fun and games when your not the one being siftquistioned, it's good to see he at least emailed Dag, but not showing up for your own SQ is poor etiquette.

And that the end of the day isn't what QM did just an example of poor community etiquette, Downvoting a persons queue (picture it, picture gollum here guzzing his dew at 1am downvoting a queue, it's sad) It's not the type of character you want sharing your community, I wouldn't want a neighbour who shits on my lawn everytime I plant flowers.

Obviously QM has some social problems, this is the Internet, and the sift is a community full of people with entirely different backgrounds and reasons for using this website. What QM did was done in poor taste and the Siftquisition is well justified.

Everybody should read QM's email to Dag, because that is the closest we will get to performing an autopsy on this troll. After reading it I simply think QM doesn't understand exactly how this web community runs, he thinks he can come on here and use the site with the tools he is provided in any way he wants.

QM probably is on the payroll of some right wing lobby group, one of many sock puppetting liberal communities to keep them from having civilized conversations, you can find them commenting on my AOL blog 24/7 Web 2.0 is slowly drowning out these trolls and they are becoming more and more extinct.

Thank God
(Full disclosure: My god is Jeda Buddas)

>> ^MarineGunrock:
I hear Mt. Dew can flavor one's semen if consumed in large quantities (2L or more per day)

OH Really MG?!! What's it taste like?!

I hear Mt. Dew can flavor one's semen if consumed in large quantities (2L or more per day)

^My intellectual comment for the day

Ugh... Mountain Dew plus Children = Utter Mayhem

Brings back terrible memories of babysitting back in junior high school for these kids who lived down the street... their parents (who were both registered nurses, btw, and you would think would know better) used to let their kids (3 of them) have unrestricted access to the Dew, like, they would go through a couple two liters in a day.... so usually, by the time I got there for their parents to slip off to dinner and a movie, they were all amped up and bouncing off the walls... and not just that, they were out of control, fighting, screaming, once the boy got into his dad's tool box in the garage and chased his sisters around with a hammer... and, surprise! they would never go to sleep because they were perpetually wound up, it was ridiculous... finally I had to put my foot down and tell the parents that I wouldn't babysit anymore if their kids were allowed to drink caffeine before I showed up. They were noticeably better after that, but apparently the withdrawl symptoms were rough on the kids, because I was eventually replaced with a more tolerant babysitter.

HAHA this is great. YDJ is right about the south. I grew up in S.C. and EVERYONE drank Mt. Dew. After school we stopped by the little Ma and Pop ran store to buy a comicbook and Mt. Dew. Yeahhhh.... we'd dig down in the fridge to find one w/ ice in it, and if you looked hard enough you could find one of the old style bottles w/ the hillbillies w/ guns on them. (for all you kiddies out there...all sodas were in bottles )
Even today when we all know better than to give our kids all this crap, kids in my hometown drink Mt Dew by the gallons. I heard that there is an additive in the yellow drink that makes the flavor linger in the mouth longer to make the drinker want more. That additive adheres to the teeth over time staining them. The dentist said he could always tell if the kid is a Mt. Dew drinker. Gross huh?

I would like to add that soda back in the days of this ad above did use real cane sugar and not high fructose corn syrup, so I bet it tasted better. High Fructose corn syrup is an evil substance that should be obliterated from public use.

I'm not advocating soda...just reminiscing I'm sooooo glad I'm out of the south

Fingers are good for typing to.

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
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In reply to this comment by Fade:
Okay moron there's no need to be a dick head. I'm not arguing for or against this. I just thought it was curious. If you want to be an asshole and call me names then go fuck your self you faggot!

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
No, but we do live in a real world where morons who put four time-lapsed pictures together can fool other idiots such as yourself. Don't be thick.

In reply to this comment by Fade:
If what you are saying is true then you should be able to see the structure in the fourth picture too. We don't live in a cartoon world where objects leave shadows of themselves in dust.

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
I see four pictures from a piece of a structure collapsing. In the second picture, it has begun to fall down, and there is absolutely not steel missing from it. The third picture obviously has a greater time lapse than the break between the first two, but is still continuing the progression downwards and slightly outwards. Now, I'm no physicist, but it seems pretty obvious to me that just as when you drop something into water, it causes a splash, when a huge object drops at a decent speed through a huge cloud of dust and debris, some of it will get pushed upwards along it.

You should also note that in the third picture, there is still no disintegration of the steel. That tall projecting piece is the same size and thickness it was in the first picture. What the hell are YOU talking about? I'm tired of absolutely RETARDED 9/11 theories. Call me when something with actual scientific evidence pops up. Oh wait. It won't. Because people have gone over all sorts of bullshit for it and tried every scientifically possible concept they could think up to try to make some government conspiracy theory, and they were easily shot down by real scientists. I guess it's about time they start turning to fairy tales.

In reply to this comment by Fade:
What the hell are you talking about? I see steel turning into dust. What does falling though the dust have to do with it?

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
>> Fade:
I'm particularly fascinated by this one http://www.drjudywood.com/articles/DEW/dewpics/Image42.jpg

OH GOD WHEN A HUGE HEAVY OBJECT IS FALLING THROUGH A DUSTCLOUD IT FALLS FASTER THAN DUST OH HEAVEN DEAR GOD HALP PSYOPS

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In reply to this comment by Fade:
Okay moron there's no need to be a dick head. I'm not arguing for or against this. I just thought it was curious. If you want to be an asshole and call me names then go fuck your self you faggot!

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
No, but we do live in a real world where morons who put four time-lapsed pictures together can fool other idiots such as yourself. Don't be thick.

In reply to this comment by Fade:
If what you are saying is true then you should be able to see the structure in the fourth picture too. We don't live in a cartoon world where objects leave shadows of themselves in dust.

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
I see four pictures from a piece of a structure collapsing. In the second picture, it has begun to fall down, and there is absolutely not steel missing from it. The third picture obviously has a greater time lapse than the break between the first two, but is still continuing the progression downwards and slightly outwards. Now, I'm no physicist, but it seems pretty obvious to me that just as when you drop something into water, it causes a splash, when a huge object drops at a decent speed through a huge cloud of dust and debris, some of it will get pushed upwards along it.

You should also note that in the third picture, there is still no disintegration of the steel. That tall projecting piece is the same size and thickness it was in the first picture. What the hell are YOU talking about? I'm tired of absolutely RETARDED 9/11 theories. Call me when something with actual scientific evidence pops up. Oh wait. It won't. Because people have gone over all sorts of bullshit for it and tried every scientifically possible concept they could think up to try to make some government conspiracy theory, and they were easily shot down by real scientists. I guess it's about time they start turning to fairy tales.

In reply to this comment by Fade:
What the hell are you talking about? I see steel turning into dust. What does falling though the dust have to do with it?

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
>> Fade:
I'm particularly fascinated by this one http://www.drjudywood.com/articles/DEW/dewpics/Image42.jpg

OH GOD WHEN A HUGE HEAVY OBJECT IS FALLING THROUGH A DUSTCLOUD IT FALLS FASTER THAN DUST OH HEAVEN DEAR GOD HALP PSYOPS