GIVE ME MY DEW CRACK

>> ^BoneyD:
This promotion was also linked with the addition of new ingame non-combat pets called Battle Bots. As you can imagine, all the pet collectors, kiddies and many others were gleefully logging in to the Blizzard site to register their accounts for one.
What's troubling to me is that this could be the model for future advertising and product placement in the game. These 'vanity' style pets are very popular: there are lots of them and the game records Xbox style achievements for collecting a whole bunch.
If this promotion is successful, i.e. their sales of Dew raise in some positive way, then we can expect more free advertising down the track. And we won't be able to say we didn't ask for it.


It's not like this is anything new -- Gotta catch em all!

Little Orphan Annie says drink your fucking Ovaltine.

This promotion was also linked with the addition of new ingame non-combat pets called Battle Bots. As you can imagine, all the pet collectors, kiddies and many others were gleefully logging in to the Blizzard site to register their accounts for one.

What's troubling to me is that this could be the model for future advertising and product placement in the game. These 'vanity' style pets are very popular: there are lots of them and the game records Xbox style achievements for collecting a whole bunch.

If this promotion is successful, i.e. their sales of Dew raise in some positive way, then we can expect more free advertising down the track. And we won't be able to say we didn't ask for it.

The Bloom, the Swoon, the Sugars on your block
The Planets land in flesh in the corners of New York
The ghetto, the meadow, the Mr. Butter flew
The Honeybugs dug and licked the honey dew
The sun, the kiss, the funk for a bliss
The lips with the soul and some jazz for ya hips
The puff, the buzz, the lids be heavy slick
The Mecca get a rush when the beats be very thick
The hands, the feet, the brown baby treat
The femmes fumble loose and drink the doodlejuice
The steps, the flams, the Planets goddamn
The peoples get a grip with a tape from a jam

The big, the fat, the cool cool cats
The psychedelic soul puts the Planets on the map
The chic, the love, the far out name
The lack of the funk's the main why we came
The boogie gets done, the colors won't run
The funk hits the square, the kids gotta come
The pizza with the pop, the west 4th stop
The crew after crew that do the grasshop
The true cool is black, the new school is fat
The beats by the ounce, the funk by the pack
The hanging off the butts with the fat sole kicks

The wide, the hip, dig it it's the trip
The loops, the scene and the funkifying it
The sounds, the pounds, the stacks, the flair
The baggy baggy jeans, the notty notty hair
The twinkle in the eye, the kids that livin' fly
The crew from the sky, the stuff that gets you high
The action, the work from the rhyme
We goes the whole nine
The papers won't rot, the vapors get got
The streets give the buzz the funk up your block
The opium groove, the smacked out soul
The kickin' it live the fat gotta roll

The way it tucked the eggs just now was super-adorable! *cute

Edit: Also, it really seems they're occasionally checking on the camera, too
Edit2 [23:00]: Holy crap, there's dew on their feathers!!!

>> ^EndAll:
I think as long as membership doesn't go over 9000 it'll be fine.




/nerd

So..does that mean we'll get like an exclusive VIP room for the people who are members now? And like, Membership cards, and a limo driven by sifty with a little hat on? OO and a Mountain Dew fountain in the lobby!

Wait, do you eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew? Because if you do, then I fucking love you, dude!

"Dew what now?"

I don't know, rottenseed, it's been a long time since you were in west-Texas or eastern NM.

It's kind of like the clap: when you hear it, you'll know.

Its an allusion that you're grammar cant improve. If u try hard their is nothing you cant dew. Four all intensive purposes, yew should pick these skillz up as a kid at skool. After all, childrens do learn!

"finger the Y button until she explosively cums grass seeds"

That was the funniest thing I have ever heard him say. I seriously lost my shit when he said that, spraying Mountain Dew all over my keyboard.

A few quotes that I like:

"We all want to live. And in large part we make our logic according to what we like. But not having attained our aim and continuing to live is cowardice. This is a thin dangerous line. To die without gaining one's aim IS a dog's death and fanaticism. But there is no shame in this. This is the substance of the Way of the Samurai. If by setting one's heart right every morning and evening, one is able to live as though his body were already dead, he gains freedom in the Way. His whole life will be without blame, and he will succeed in his calling."2

http://www.samurai-archives.com/death.html

"One who is a samurai must before all things keep constantly in mind…the fact that he has to die. If he is always mindful of this, he will be able to live in accordance with the paths of loyalty and filial duty, will avoid myriads of evils and adversities, keep himself free of disease and calamity and moreover enjoy a long life. He will also be a fine personality with many admirable qualities. For existence is impermanent as the dew of evening, and the hoarfrost of morning, and particularly uncertain is the life of the warrior…"3

But these too are foolish endeavors, and are as alien to me as religious beliefs are.

Believing in things too fanatically will lead to calamity. Take all things in moderation.

And on a final note:

Why do we have memorial services? Because it makes those that are living feel better, because the dead are dead.


Akemashite omedetou.or Kagami Biraki Happy New years, and open the sake!

I know how he feels, I had to wipe some dew off my car this morning.

Looking for a Mountain Dew and a bag of Doritos in the background.

mame de iyo
mi wa narawashi no
kusa no tsuyu

farewell
I pass as all things do
dew on the grass

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumazawa_Banzan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_poem

total FAKE, trust me. my dad saw this and even went out to buy fresh peroxide etc to see if it really worked. i got a free dew out of it, but yea. totally fake.

odds are : the "shake" portion is where he spliced into a bottle filled with glowstick or some such.