You can become a registered sex offender by pissing onto a dumpster at 2 in the morning after you left the bar,,, because a child could have seen your penis from the street. How many children are out on the street in front of a bar at 2am?

Who knew I'd get 4 votes in less than 40 minutes posting at 2AM PST. Keep it up!

Same sort of shit happens around here every Sunday morning around 2am.

... and it's 2am and I'm arguing religion on the internet. I do need to take a good hard look at myself!

>> ^kir_mokum:

@TheGenk: not trying to be too condescending but i don't think you searched very hard.


Hehe, I searched the appropriate amount of time for it being 2am in the middle of the week.

Yeah, that's weak. She totally left out the 3am dance off and the 2am wet t-shirt contest of Paul Revere.

>> ^blankfist:
>> ^NetRunner:
These are just unvarnished genius.

I'm surprised. Most bloodthirsty progressives who cheered the assassination of Osama want to forget about the trampling of a human's rights and move on.


i love the term bloodthirsty progressive
its exactly the type of term a conservative likes to use... 2 contradictory words
i was sickened by images of people celebrating at 12-2am, with their children in tow mind you, surrounding the white house, when this news broke

vengeance != justice
and
that type of response was a complete slap in the face of anyone who'd consider western society more civil than those arab nations where they drag the US flag in the streets and burn it

alot is revealed about the quality of a nation/people when they lose, as the US did during 9/11...
but just as much is revealed when a nation "wins"

what happened to the rule of law? got drowned out by "we went into Pakistan without their knowledge, and murdered someone instead of bringing them to trial. U S A! U S A! U S A!"

>> ^Payback:

What's with all these videos lately of animals mimicking my late-night weekend activities?
Seriously, the first minute of that video was me trying to get back to my car last Saturday at 2am.


I think you meant to post that comment here

What's with all these videos lately of animals mimicking my late-night weekend activities?

Seriously, the first minute of that video was me trying to get back to my car last Saturday at 2am.

"The same road at 2am on a weekend with nobody around could be safe for 60mph. That's safe, even though it's over the limit."

Not safe. It's safer, but that's a different thing. In a built up area you don't know what could step out from behind a parked car, or tree or whatever is around. You can claim you can, but you can't. What you're saying is that it's unlikely there's anything there to hit. Which is true. But unlikely is not the same as it being guaranteed. On a race track the whole area is controlled. You can be sure that there aren't any kids about to run out in front of you. You can go as fast as you like and that's fine. You know the surface of the track is prepared and cleaned, and even if it isn't if you come off there are run off zones and safety barriers to stop you safely. But in the real world things are just never this controlled. Never. There could be oil on the road, there could be mud/stones/whatever. If you come off you could end up hitting the guy walking home from the nightclub, or just killing yourself.

You obviously feel that the risk of killing someone is one worth taking. Please don't try to say that driving through a residential area at 60mph in a 30mph limit isn't risking killing someone because it is. Every time I get in my car, or you get on your bike we risk killing someone, be it ourselves or someone else. Driving or riding over the speed limit drastically increases the chance of any collision being deadly. This guy in the video hits the dear, which would have happened to the best of riders. This forces him onto the wrong side of the road, which again could have happened to any rider. He's just lucky there isn't anyone coming the other way. This has nothing to do with skill. It's luck. I don't like that you are choosing to increase the chances of killing someone else by speeding, and advocating speeding. Like it or not this is the case.

It seems I'm not the only one thinking this way. You're obviously not going to win anyone over to your 'speed is safe' ideas. Speed kills. As for the 60 in a 30 zone thing, if you hit someone at 30mph they have around an 80% chance of survival. If you hit them at 40mph they have around an 80% chance of death. (Figures from UK road safety campaign)

You can choose to ride how you like. You can fool yourself into thinking the world is predictable and easy. So far you've been right, but you're one person, statistically completely unimportant. The fact that you've gotten away with it is no argument at all. Think what you like, but the facts simply don't support your view.

>> ^Ryjkyj:

I don't think Empire is concerned about getting lessons. I think what Empire is talking about here is that going "100+" on back roads isn't safe for OTHER people. I don't think anybody particularly cares whether or not it's safe for the rider. His life is in his own hands. But what if that was a little kid running out into the road and getting sliced like that?
I know, I know, "LOL!, but little kids don't run as fast as deer!!1 elevensy!!11". That's not the point.


No, you've missed the point as well...

If there are kids around, you have to take that into account when you ride. Anything that you hit as a motorcyclist could have you off and/or kill you - children, deer, lamp posts - so it's not just the other thing that will get hurt, but you as well. I don't want to crash and kill myself any more than I want to hit and kill something else.

To make my point clear: if the posted limit is 30mph and it's outside a school when the young kids come out, driving at 30mph is way too fast. It's unsafe, even though that's the posted limit.

The same road at 2am on a weekend with nobody around could be safe for 60mph. That's safe, even though it's over the limit.

So as I said up there, speed is not conducive to safety, which is a point that many people (and a few on here it seems) completely fail to grasp.

>> ^rottenseed:

Yea of course Christmas was fun and relaxing when you were a kid...you were a KID! Everything is fun and relaxing. While you were kicking your feet up and playing tee-ball, your parents were busting their asses to get you whatever the tickle-me-elmo of that time was.>> ^Hive13:
I absolutely hate people and I absolutely hate Christmas because of people like this. It is fucking disgusting.
I remember when I was a kid Christmas was actually fun, relaxing and exciting. Now we have christmas decorations out in stores in August, people getting trampled for a discount and people acting like selfish, hardheaded assholes. It completely ruins the holidays for me.
I bought televisions for my kids. I could have camped out at 2AM in front of Target, potentially gotten trampled and saved $14. Instead, I ordered them online, in my underwear, and it cost me $14 extra over Target's "super bad-ass trample worthy" price. Free shipping, too.


Black Friday has always been bad, but it steadily has gotten worse over the years. On Black Fridays in my childhood days, stores weren't opening up at 4:00 am and people weren't lined up half way around the mall to get in. There was no news footage of people being trampled because there were no people being trampled. Back when I was I kid, people only got trampled at The Who concerts.


I don't know why it's gotten worse, but it has. I could throw out some half-assed conjectures about people being more desperate to save money these days, or that modern marketing has become so sophisticated and manipulative that we are even bigger mindless consumerists than we ever have been, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. Maybe more perverts have realized that more crowding = more groping. Not that I would know.

>> ^Hive13:

I absolutely hate people and I absolutely hate Christmas because of people like this. It is fucking disgusting.
I remember when I was a kid Christmas was actually fun, relaxing and exciting. Now we have christmas decorations out in stores in August, people getting trampled for a discount and people acting like selfish, hardheaded assholes. It completely ruins the holidays for me.
I bought televisions for my kids. I could have camped out at 2AM in front of Target, potentially gotten trampled and saved $14. Instead, I ordered them online, in my underwear, and it cost me $14 extra over Target's "super bad-ass trample worthy" price. Free shipping, too.


*quality ? yes no ? its my first, im a virgin.

Yea of course Christmas was fun and relaxing when you were a kid...you were a KID! Everything is fun and relaxing. While you were kicking your feet up and playing tee-ball, your parents were busting their asses to get you whatever the tickle-me-elmo of that time was.>> ^Hive13:

I absolutely hate people and I absolutely hate Christmas because of people like this. It is fucking disgusting.
I remember when I was a kid Christmas was actually fun, relaxing and exciting. Now we have christmas decorations out in stores in August, people getting trampled for a discount and people acting like selfish, hardheaded assholes. It completely ruins the holidays for me.
I bought televisions for my kids. I could have camped out at 2AM in front of Target, potentially gotten trampled and saved $14. Instead, I ordered them online, in my underwear, and it cost me $14 extra over Target's "super bad-ass trample worthy" price. Free shipping, too.

I absolutely hate people and I absolutely hate Christmas because of people like this. It is fucking disgusting.

I remember when I was a kid Christmas was actually fun, relaxing and exciting. Now we have christmas decorations out in stores in August, people getting trampled for a discount and people acting like selfish, hardheaded assholes. It completely ruins the holidays for me.

I bought televisions for my kids. I could have camped out at 2AM in front of Target, potentially gotten trampled and saved $14. Instead, I ordered them online, in my underwear, and it cost me $14 extra over Target's "super bad-ass trample worthy" price. Free shipping, too.