YouTube Description: As certain as the changing of the tides is the utter putrescence of what lies beneath them. Caked with filth, brimming with urine and home to some of the world's most vile creatures,... continue reading

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YouTube Description: HP announced they're making a new push into cloud computing and that they totally know what that is.Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUALike The Onion on Facebook:... continue reading

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YouTube Description: Internet criminals are using a website called "Kickstarter" to bilk friends and families out of money for terrible, ill-conceived, and unnecessary "personal projects.... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 4 months 2 weeks ago • 1,188 views • 2:32

YouTube Description: The Tea Party has all but disappeared, but an expert urges us not to think they won't be back

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YouTube Description: Shoppers at a Hannaford supermarket could only speculate that a woman angrily asking for a price check on a four-ounce snack cup was once a free-spirited and easy-going youth.Subscribe... continue reading

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YouTube Description: Autistic reporter Michael Falk questions the logic of continuing to look for a group of lost hikers who clearly are no longer alive.... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 5 months 3 weeks ago • 1,176 views • 2:05

YouTube Description: Democrats charge that Republican members of Congress are preventing the passage of the bills by moving very slowly.

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YouTube Description: A troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing Facebook posts.... continue reading

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YouTube Description: Autistic reporter Michael Falk reports it is bad that four U.S. soldiers died but it is good that nearly two dozen Taliban soldiers died. (Aired 10/18/11)... continue reading

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YouTube Description: While most Democrats plan to vote for Obama in November, they continue to tell pollsters they're "undecided" just for the fun of messing with the president's head.... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 7 months ago • 1,725 views • 2:38

Mitt Romney wishing to consolidate his image and conservative stance has taken a new radical approach to dealing with his ever increasing "etch-a-sketch", "psychopathic", "intensive liar", or which ever... continue reading

posted by kceaton1 1 decade 2 years 7 months 2 weeks ago • 3,484 views • 2:35

YouTube Description: Joad says he can't be blamed for Rep. Cummings being dragged through a briar patch just because he called for the congressman to be dragged through a briar patch.... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 7 months 3 weeks ago • 849 views • 2:31

YouTube Description: Socially inclusive hiphop group the Black Eyed Peas have added the wheelchair-bound rapper TruWheel to their line-up, plus more stories in the NewsBlitz.... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 8 months ago • 1,120 views • 2:30

YouTube Description: An alien world agrees to help Syria since this world refuses to, the sale of BET to a white supremacist group results in no changes to programming, and a little turtle gorges an... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 8 months ago • 1,428 views • 2:29

YouTube Description: The First Responders debate the U.S. military's use of drone planes to rain fiery death upon Afghanistan from above. (Aired 10/11/11)Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUALike... continue reading

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YouTube Description: When a community loses a teen in a drunk driving accident, it's Onion News Network reporter O'Brady Shaw who is most emotionally devastated.... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 8 months 1 week ago • 1,089 views • 3:22

YouTube Description: Police: Kidnapped MoveOn.org Staffer's "Please Help" Emails Went Completely Ignored

posted by Grimm 1 decade 2 years 8 months 2 weeks ago • 1,229 views • 2:39

YouTube Description: An emotional Rick Santorum stepped up his anti-gay rhetoric this week, saying jerks like Philadelphia's Nicholas Wiseman should not be allowed to marry a man they barely know when... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 8 months 2 weeks ago • 1,244 views • 3:07

YouTube Description: Meth addicts demand the government address the nation's growing spider menace, K-Y introduces a new line of jam, and Prince Fielder reports to spring training exactly the right... continue reading

posted by Grimm 1 decade 2 years 8 months 2 weeks ago • 1,086 views • 2:23

YouTube Description: Facebook To Allow Changes To Privacy Settings If Users Guess Word In Locket Worn By Mark Zuckerberg, female friends spend a raucous night validating the living shit out of each... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 8 months 3 weeks ago • 1,320 views • 2:31