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posted by alien_concept 1 decade 1 year 3 months ago • 1,892 views • 2:42The Onion
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YouTube Description: A jellyfish falls short of its dream to kill Diana Nyad, a study shows the average person becomes an unhinged psychotic when behind closed doors, and Bruce Springsteen is on the... continue reading
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago • 416 views • 2:44YouTube Description: While frustrated parents may feel driven to violently shake their video game-playing grown children who still live at home, it can have serious medical consequences. Ben Stiller... continue reading
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 1 year 4 months ago • 188 views • 2:39In the news this week...
posted by alien_concept 1 decade 1 year 6 months 1 week ago • 2,561 views • 2:31YouTube Description: Microsoft says their new Xbox features a host of simple voice commands that will easily control and instruct gamers.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 1 year 7 months ago • 187 views • 1:13YouTube Description: CERN researchers confirm that they have finally identified the elusive Higgs Boson particle and destroyed it forever.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 1 year 8 months ago • 238 views • 36 secs(youtube) Congress has pledged to consider looking into new sanctions following North Korea's eradication of all life on the Asian continent.
posted by pumkinandstorm 1 decade 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago • 2,586 views • 1:33YouTube Description: Nathan Eslinger has spent his career designing cutting-edge websites, like his extremely popular photo sharing platform Ripple. While advertising can produce revenue, Eslinger has... continue reading
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 1 week ago • 182 views • 3:46YouTube Description: Figuring out why you're so cold doesn't take a research grant and a lab--it just takes shutting the fuck up about it and putting on a coat. Linda Delmonico shares how her innovative... continue reading
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 2 weeks ago • 480 views • 3:37YouTube Description: BREAKING: Analysts are scrambling to determine what leaked searches like "Blood child, blood on the child" and "must the president look at people" could tell us about Mitt Romney.... continue reading
posted by Grimm 1 decade 2 years 1 month 3 weeks ago • 1,154 views • 2:13Don't forget multitasking! YouTube Description: The First Responders discuss how to keep the amateur porn you make from affecting your job search. (Aired 11/18/11)... continue reading
posted by mintbbb 1 decade 2 years 2 months 3 weeks ago • 3,204 views • 2:01YouTube Description: Deer have all of the attributes of an animal, and there's nothing to suggest that will ever change. They are, and always have been, simply deer.... continue reading
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 3 months 2 weeks ago • 983 views • 2:29Among other great stories this week!
posted by Deano 1 decade 2 years 3 months 2 weeks ago • 3,808 views • 2:56YouTube Description: A local dog is wolfing down kibble as if the United States isn't in a goddamn economic crisis, Mitt Romney gets stick in an endless loop of uncomfortable chuckling, and a woman... continue reading
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago • 680 views • 3:13YouTube Description: Along with his consistently poor performance at work and his general lack of common, everyday life skills, local man Corey White told reporters Thursday that he can't even do a... continue reading
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago • 628 views • 1:37YouTube Description: Sky Energy is proud to partner with Horrifying Planet in forging sustainable futures for this generation and many more to come. Fresh, clean natural gas lies just below the Earth's... continue reading
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 4 months ago • 998 views • 3:08YouTube Description: Doc has finally arrived in London to crash his face with Kenny's over the dangerous Night Olympics, the shot putters' glorious forearms, and the Queen's likely racism.... continue reading
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 4 months ago • 525 views • 3:04YouTube Description: Republicans are reminding seniors to take their blood pressure medication, hoping they won't die before voting on Election Day.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 4 months ago • 667 views • 2:45YouTube Description: Christ almighty, spiders were designed to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on this planet with those spindly fucking legs...ah fuck that's the worst! Spiders are... continue reading
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 4 months 1 week ago • 1,365 views • 1:46YouTube Description: Kenny from GOOMF and Tim Devannon from the Steam Room are in London to discuss God's new ark full of Olympians and the children whose heads will hold the apples for the archery... continue reading
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 4 months 1 week ago • 514 views • 2:48