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I think the really sad fucked up part in all this.
You would rather role models forgo showing kids what appropriate dress & behavior for their level of life experience is like..
then to "oppress all woman-kind" and ask a popular artist to cover the tops of her tits for two 2 mins.
If that amount of cleavage on sesame street is inconsequential..
then how is it all of sudden some outrageous, puritanical, Islamic fundamentalist idea for parents to request 8 more square inches of fabric?
Why is modesty a pejorative term for you?
>> ^handmethekeysyou:
I'm sorry, exactly what is wrong with that when you're dressing yourself?
Do you think there's something wrong with raising our children to accept the human body and human sexuality?
Fuck, The Scarlet Letter was written 160 years ago & was set 100 years prior. We haven't moved past Puritanical ideals yet? Really, really sad.
So well written. Fucking spot on.
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Hey you fucking dicks, stop having fun at this concert by interacting with the people you're here with and start having fun by paying attention to me.
You come to concerts to be a part of something. That something is standing passively, watching me, and contributing nothing except applause, for me, given at the times that I deem acceptable...and of course $45. Well, plus a $7 Ticketmaster surcharge per ticket...and also maybe a $5 "convenience fee". But other than that, you are to contribute only adulation...oh, and $8 as many times as you like at the bar.
Seriously, when everyone is quiet, at my behest, in a room of people, you feel everyone's hearts beating, and all of their thoughts and feelings, like the feeling of power from controlling a room of people. Well not you. You don't feel that. But "you" feel that, you know?
Now we're going to play a game. You know this game. You played it when you were 4 years old and daddy had a hangover. It's called, "Who Can Be Quiet The Longest", or as I like to call it, "Shut The Fuck Up". Here's how it works: I patronize you, like really fucking condescend to you, and then you shut the fuck up.
Yeah, then I don't do what you paid me to do until you do what I say. Why? Because I fucking said so, that's why. Because this is the time when I talk, you listen, and we all come together as one fucking organism that like totally changes our perceptions, our lives, and like the fucking world, you know?
Hey, shut the fuck!
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Ohio districts 6, 9, 10, 11, 13, Oklahoma district 2, good fucking job.
Also, anyone feel that watching congress is like watching a 10 year old boys' club, where they're just making shit up as they go along but pretending like it's legitimate?
"The chair has not yet conferred recognition for that demand. Accordingly, there being no question pending before the house, the chair declares the house in recess, subject to the call of the chair, pursuant to clause 12A of rule 1."
He says it with pseudo-authority and looks around in a way like he's really hoping nobody calls him on having just made up the clause, the rule, and basically this entire branch of the government.
"Alan: Ohio district 14..."
District 14: Hey! Shut up!
"Alan: No! You Shut up!"
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also:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tallest-Man-On-Earth-covers-These-Days
Ha! We certainly don't see you around here enough..
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This is so much easier than getting a wrench, unscrewing two joints, and simply emptying the pipe's contents into a bucket!
Now all I have to do is hop in the car, drive to a hardware store, buy a wet/dry shop vac, come back home, steal someone's pantyhose (I hate that word and I hate their existence, for the record), and voila! So easy! Thanks handyman douchebag.
"In this case it's a wet/dry shop vac, but any vacuum cleaner, I would imagine, will do."
No it won't. Do not do that. There's a reason "wet/dry" is part of the name. If you drop your wedding ring down the drain and whip out your Hoover, you're going to be in for a very sad time.
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>> ^AceOfKidneys:
fake, or they wasted alot of vodka learning.
...or they practiced with water.
...or they are russians
I've noticed this too. I put it down to most people being hacks and imitators. Pretty sure the "dirty future" was first prominently featured in Star Wars?
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Oh Rise of the Triads demo, how fondly I remember thee...*sniff*
P.S. why is video quality so lame in the future? why is it that when people show video in the future, it typically involves blurring the picture, adding horizontal lines, and tinting things bluish/green? Also every cut occurs as if a CRT is being turned off. Anyone have any info on where this trend started?
http://www.videosift.com/video/Jackson-Browne-These-Days
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