I've got a fever! And the only prescription... is more cowbell!

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
It needs more cowbell. I gotta have my cowbell!

In reply to this comment by Sarzy:
This is pretty good, but it seems somewhat lacking. Almost like it needs more of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Oh yeah, you're coming over to the dark side, baby.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
I'll never join you! or your other diamonds. I won't turn to the shiny sparkley side of... uh, that diamond does kind of glitter real pretty like...

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You've been slacking off at Gold 100 since I got here. Time to make you a Jedi, young Heap.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
no, no, that's impossible!

oh and thanks for the promotes

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Let's try to make it a little more grandiose:

Gorgonheap, I am your father.

You've been slacking off at Gold 100 since I got here. Time to make you a Jedi, young Heap.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
no, no, that's impossible!

oh and thanks for the promotes

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Let's try to make it a little more grandiose:

Gorgonheap, I am your father.

Let's try to make it a little more grandiose:

Gorgonheap, I am your father.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Daddy? Why did you leave? You said you were running to get some smokes. Which I thought was funny since you hated smoking.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Son?

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Here is the zinger, I was two years old in 1985. George Cloney is the only man who has ever had me contemplating being gay. But since he's straight I figured it was pointless.

Son?

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Here is the zinger, I was two years old in 1985. George Cloney is the only man who has ever had me contemplating being gay. But since he's straight I figured it was pointless.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Really? I graduated from high school in 1985. Who knows, maybe we ran into each other once. While you were in Omaha, if you ever bumped into a man who was so handsome that he made you want to become gay, well, you guessed it: I bumped into him too.

Really? I graduated from high school in 1985. Who knows, maybe we ran into each other once. While you were in Omaha, if you ever bumped into a man who was so handsome that he made you want to become gay, well, you guessed it: I bumped into him too.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Catholic school and Nebraska? No wonder your messed up. I used to live in the Omaha area too. from 1984-87. I was lucky though, I can't remember much of my time there.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Wow, I'm originally from Omaha. Grew up at 3639 Hascall St, went to Our Lady of Lourdes Grade School on 32nd and Ed Creighton Blvd, then went to Gross Catholic High School, and graduated from the University of Nebraska-Omaha. So it's safe to say I'm an Omaha boy.

That town's a lot bigger since I left there in 1994. Now it has TWO traffic lights.

Glad to hear your back on your feet.

CRAP! I was SO ready to make this joke....

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
This must be how the Monarch got his start. I still don't see how Dr. Venture fits.

(If you've never seen the Venture Brothers, then I pity you, and I'm sorry you didn't get that reference.)

http://wheels.videosift.com/talk/Happy-Birthday-Master-Schmawy

http://geek.videosift.com/talk/How-Do-You-Define-Geek#comment-473139

I don't know either. 'Long' is getting harder and harder to sift as our attention spans...

What was I saying?

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
A thousand thanks! I don't know why this has been so hard to sift.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Oh so *promoteable, my good man!

Sounds awesome! I'll definitely hit you up in a few weeks!

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Cool! I love Arizona, used to live around the area for a while, spent most of my time in Queen Creek, Tempe, and Gilbert. I can give you the down low on the area if you are ever looking for things to do.

I'm interested in knowing what some of your favorites are.

http://www.videosift.com/talk/What-are-your-favorite-album-covers

Join our MC mas8705 and the gang NOW for a roast of Zifnab:

http://parody.videosift.com/talk/Let-the-Videosift-Roast-begin-Zifnab-takes-

Thanks for the promote, been trying to get that video noticed for a while. Guess it is in bad taste lol

Are you saying my minions don't respect me?

AND I THREW THEM A CHRISTMAS PARTY AND EVERYTHING.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
I would suggest putting subliminal messages in your blog so as you can influence over other VS members. Soon everyone will fear and respect the name NicoleBee!... Wait really, that's your screen name? Oi we got a lot of work to do if that name is to strike terror into the hearts of your future minions.