Our company isn't doing too great and myself and a couple of others might be laid off tomorrow...or just given a part time role.  Since I don't know how to handle my time without somebody telling me how to, I sense that I'll be getting into a lot of trouble.

I know you're thinking "why does this have to happen to rottenseed, he's such a nice fella".  And to that one person who thought that and that obviously doesn't know me, I say: don't worry, I'll go back to slangin' rocks if I have to.

Point of the story: Who wants some crack?