Sorry to hear the bad news. Seriously, why does this have to happen to you? You're such a nice fella. Oh well, I suppose that's the cosmic injustice of the world.

>> ^blankfist:
Sorry to hear the bad news. Seriously, why does this have to happen to you? You're such a nice fella. Oh well, I suppose that's the cosmic injustice of the world.

I'm sure some guy whose girlfriend I boned might not think it's an injustice, but I'm fairly confident nobody is keeping a cosmic tab. If somebody is keeping tabs, I'd be swallowing fiery demon sperm right now.

Actually I was that one guy concerned for you. Please deliver some crack to me. Oh how about you and your foxy lady come stay at my house? She can stay in my room...

k...she bites but she doesn't have any diseases

my hospital cleaned house 3 weeks ago. ive been out of work since. its not so bad.
go ahead and feel free to use all those tax dollars blankfist had stolen from him, i know i am.
and really its only right he help support you now after he stretched out your anus like that.

true...he owes me for all the pairs of underwear i've ruined. Shit just comes rolling out of my asshole with no warning. I should've never let him put all five fingers...

>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^blankfist:
Sorry to hear the bad news. Seriously, why does this have to happen to you? You're such a nice fella. Oh well, I suppose that's the cosmic injustice of the world.

I'm sure some guy whose girlfriend I boned might not think it's an injustice, but I'm fairly confident nobody is keeping a cosmic tab. If somebody is keeping tabs, I'd be swallowing fiery demon sperm right now.


^ it's so cute that you think you're so bad, rotten...

here's to a better job with more pay and constant sexual predation ( clink )

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Sux. I'm on a 3 month contract that seems to be constantly teetering on the edge every three months. Though one part of me wouldn't mind the time off - I feel I might sink into the couch permanently if I had it.

I envy those with jobs to lose.

>> ^dag:
Sux. I'm on a 3 month contract that seems to be constantly teetering on the edge every three months. Though one part of me wouldn't mind the time off - I feel I might sink into the couch permanently if I had it.

I know...I was starting to get excited about the possibility of time off. Probably a coping mechanism, but it made me feel better.

Well I've been saved everybody...I think I'm still gonna sell crack rocks though.