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13 Comments
kurtdhSpoiler alert! A few of my favorite quotes:
"These aren't even napkins, they are coffee filters. They absorb so little oil, I'm surprised BP hasn't tried them in the Gulf."
"New rule- after all the hype for Toy Story 3, it must give me an actual Buzz, and an actual Woody."
"Maybe this whole mess is a sign that people who work in the oil industry should look into producting something else that is less immediately harmful....(like) a season of the bachelor starring Joran van der Sloot."
acidSpineBill, you came so close to being likeable, close but no cuban
thinker247The last bit was well-thought out, but the first few jokes were so predictable. Especially the Palin joke. Ugh.
kurtdhThe Palin joke was uber predictable, but still enjoyable![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/smile.gif)
nach0ssays...When Bill mentions the "killing of animals" or the "extinction of species", I always wonder why he and others who make similar conservationist points don't take it a step further. It's not about the cute fuzzy animals we love to look at, it's about the larger system they comprise. Each species plays a role, and sometimes we have no idea what that role is. When one disappears, it can have a devastating effect on the overall system. I think stating that helps people see it's not about some wishy-washy hippie bullshit, it's about a house of cards that you should not FUCK with if you can help it.
diction*blocked![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/frown.gif)
siftbotInvocations (blocked) cannot be called by diction because diction is not privileged - sorry.
MilkmanDansays...I'll second the blocked (I'm in Thailand). I'd just get shot down by siftbot also if I put the star there though.
*edit:
This won't last long enough for an alternate embed, but it worked for me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4a5Pev62KA
NetRunner*money
*eco
siftbotAdding video to channels (Eco, Money) - requested by NetRunner.
Golgisays...upvote for a Pauly Shore joke.
dictionThanks![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/smile.gif)
>> ^MilkmanDan:
I'll second the blocked (I'm in Thailand). I'd just get shot down by siftbot also if I put the star there though.
edit:
This won't last long enough for an alternate embed, but it worked for me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4a5Pev62KA
siftbotThe thumbnail image for this video has been updated - thumbnail added by radx.
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