So what if they play duck duck goose and hide and seek after soccer practice?

imagine this poor bastard explaining to his mother that actors take what they can get and he really needs the work.

Not only should you fear strangers, but you should fear the people you know and trust. That's a great message.

This is sadly too true. Adults have too many ways of convincing kids to trust them. Ask your kids questions, and if they're talking about adult friends, consider that they might lie. Kids lie about adult "friends". Don't let new "adult friends" go unchallenged, GO MEET THEM. New Adult Friends who have tons of very interesting stuff in their house (to a kid) should be suspect immediately. This video is unfortunate in that it makes coaches look like predators like in a stupid movie, but this subject is no joke. Challenge those who encounter your kids. Good advice for any parent.

Tools you need to protect your children:

- Stapler (1x): Check
- 20 Slices of Tesco's own ham: Check
- 45 yards of nylon: Checks
- Industrial strength glue (2 litres): Check
- His/Hers Chastity belt: Check

Sweet! I'm ready to be a father!