*fake, but cool. I've never seen a cantaloupe that bounced, and I worked in produce for two years. Besides that, throwing a cantaloupe and catching it on your forehead would hurt. A lot.

As long as we accept pockets of localized absurd gravity in various places in that supermarket, we can accept this.

Not that this isn't fake, but Pele used to juggle crazy shit like grapefruits and balled-up socks to practice ball control. Personally, I used to juggle oranges on bets at practices and such. A cantaloupe is too heavy, but fruit juggling is awesome.

I don't know who Pele is, but I doubt he/she is this soccer mom. Grapefruits are one thing. They will forgive an impact. Cantaloupes don't.
[Edit] I misread the first few words of your post, rembar. My bad.