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Sex Toy Helicopter Interrupts Speech

Controversial Chess Champion Gary Kasparov is interrupted during a speech by a flying dildo.
sbchapmsays...

Maybe you're right. I promoted mine early, so I think it's hard to tell. I think I originally posted mine around 2:00 central, but like I said, it's hard to tell. As long as this video is here, it's cool. Let me know and I'll take mine down if you're sure. Thanks.

Trancecoachsays...

Although, I'm sure the U.S. has bigger dicks in government, the Russian's have always surpassed our helicopter technology.

(BTW, if you just look at the photo (rather than the video), the tall goofy-looking guy in the middle appears to be wearing a propeller dick hat.)

Back in the 70s, the Russians regularly flew squadrons of their giant Swinging Cod bombers, as well as their supersonic fighter penises, the Mig 10.5, nicknamed the Rammer, at our borders. Fighter jets from bases in Freebeaver, Alaska would intercept the intruders at the border, preventing penetration of our airspace.

The Russians, in headlong and ill-advised fiscal irresponsibility, also developed some flops, such as the Mig 2.2, nicknamed the Flaccid, and the superfast and super-unreliable two-man deep penetration bomber, nicknamed The Clap because anyone who flew it suffered from painful urination for many days after the flight.

In an ever-advancing thrust for technological supremacy over the Rooskies, as did Spurtnik in its day, Americans have excelled in its miniaturization efforts and lead most developments in the field. Our "Peckinator" surveillance device, made by the Lockheed Teledildonics Division, is slightly larger than a housefly and emits a barely audible buzzing noise when in operation. The Russian's best effort so far is demonstrated in the video above.

Larger is not always better.

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