I was entertained ... may the farce be with you!

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But which field is best?


I understand the force and energy
Quantum mechanics and relativity
My field is pure and they rely on me
I see the universe like nobody

You may have made fun of me in high school
For being awkward and following the rules
Now I’ve got laser (WOW, That’s really cool)
May the mass times acceleration be you

Atoms-Entropy-Dark Matter-String Theory


If you want to feel a bond
Then I can give you a good reaction
The elements that make up life
Are my essence, are my satisfaction

All the other fields out there are so basic
Yeah, I’m the central science
Keep your eye on me
I’ll get you charged

If you need me, call me up on
Avogadro's Number
If you leave me, take a titrant
Shove it up your acid buffer

Dopamine and serotonin
Will keep you good and happy
So get your flask and your glass all set up
And begin to understand the world!


Within me you’ll find life’s beauty
In genetics and ecology
Symbiosis and not division
Unless it’s mitosis or the study of fission

Even if you don’t pass, at least you’ll enjoy my class!

Evolution, has brung us along
All species singing one song


If you want to learn about the world I must say
I am the purest field of study you can take
Immune to misinterpretation
The blueprint of creation
The backbone of all things science

No bias, just constant augmentation
In your mind, and observation
No gadgets, just your logic and your time



Together we will find the answers to life!
With physics-bio-chemistry-and math
We can...SCIENCE!

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