Well, as president, I would promise to drag pharmaceutical company's CEO's, into the street, and bludgeon them to death with a human femur, on national television....

I would then put agri-business, back into the hands of local and regional farmers, then repeat step one, with the CEO's of Con-Agra, Archer-Daniels Midland, Dow chemicals, and their many subsidiaries....

I would then outlaw fast-food restaurants (slow-death troughs) replacing them with memorials to the fallen.

I would then bring an awareness of the human condition full-circle, through subsidizing holistic, naturopathic, and nutritional awareness.

I would do away with the FDA.

I would create, in short, a country, where fools need not rely on the establishment for their peace of mind, rather, their own awareness of systems already in place, which could give them less fear of living, and more confidence in dying.

Sorry about the cancer, an unfortunate combination of unhealthy living, genetic predisposition, and a nation fucked from birth, with business-as-usual, diversion.