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Obama's Real Bin Laden Reveal Speech

submitted by KnivesOut

1 decade 2 years 12 months ago

My fellow Americans, I'm here and I'm happy to say
We can celebrate on this momentous day.
Now look, let me be clear.
Osama bin Laden... we caught 'em and he's outta here.

It's light out for the hide and seek champion.
We found him hiding in a dusty looking mansion.
So we sent a team and they rolled up on his "mans and 'em"
and sent him nighty night with a permanent justice laced ambien.

Our intelligence is fly, they put in a lot of work...
Using all resources, shouts out to @Google Earth.
Watch for months like an eagle eyeing a rat in the dirt.
Then returned the favor brought terror right to his own turf.

'Team 6' showed up in choppers it was so cash.
Lit his house with red dots like it had a rash.
Navy SEALs dashed inside, left their heads spinning...
Then flew off in the night screaming "Duh, winning!"

Al qaeda, look, our message is clear.
Don't get it twisted we refuse to live here in fear.
No matter how long it takes we're right behind you...
Like Antoine Dodson said, "We gon' find you!"

Some members of Al qaeda just won't admit.
They don't believe we got him...
They say it's not legit.
They getting nervous cause they know they took a major hit.

They're on that 'Donald Trump' they wanna see that death certificate.

Pakistan's ambassador's mad... he can have a seat
How'd you not know Bin Laden was living right down the street?
We went down low and did it my way...
"We we so excited" and it ain't even Friday.

We played that hard ball. Warfare rugby.
We had to cause Osama's agenda was fugly.
I hope you're cozy in hell in a gasoline snuggie...
For the record right now you ain't messing with my dougie!

Al qaedans all mad how we pulled off that coup...
but hater's gonna hate... you just mad cause I'm stylin' on you.
you wasted decades on jihad excursion, just to find out the other side
you aint got no virgins.

America we won the battle, but the war is still on.
We'll fight for our freedom with our flag flying strong.
That's all I gotta say I'm heading back to the situation room.

Oh, that'll be two terms, please. Thank you!