Mitch Hedberg on Late Night

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He had a great joke I saw on Conan O'Brien a long time ago, which I found easily enough on Wikipedia. It goes, "I have an oscillating fan at home; it looks like it's saying 'Noo...' so I like to ask it questions that a fan would say 'no' to. "Do you keep my hair in place?" "Do you keep my documents in order?" "Do you have three settings?" Liar! My fan fuckin' lied to me! Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit!"
The version on Conan did not contain the fuckin' or the shit.

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