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why does he have a beer fridge if he has no mouth? what crap.

and there's three violations of the trades descriptions act here (so this ad is illegal in the UK):

1) the bottle says "BEER" when clearly it contains only carbonated piss.
2) the voiceover says "great taste" which is completely false.
3) the voiceover also says "great times" which are not included in the bottle.

And that inn would never in a million years stock Bud Light.

BEGONE!!!

LOL.

Of course he keeps the beer in the fridge because he really loves it, and can't accept the fact that can't drink it.

He should visit a good psycologist, really.

btw, never tried bud light, nor I'm going to. But I love regular Bud

how does he know he loves it?
and the psychologist would analyse what, his brain? in what, his head?

gah!

anyway Bud has a secret nanochemical in it that makes you think of boobies while you drink it, therefore bypassing the circuits in your brain that are screaming "this is PISS!"

this is also the same chemical that has the side effect of making you punch people when you don't get laid, because of the deep frustration your brain is feeling as it dreams of boobies and gets only piss.

Try some lithuanian lagers, they actually taste of something, and they come in heavy 0.5L bottles that you can use to kill a man.

LOL.

I doubt I can find here lithuanian beer, but yes I'd gladly try them.

plenty of lithuanians in america. there must be a mail order or something at least, if you aren't lucky enough to live in the lithuanian quarter

while googling i found this hilarious link, how funny is this:

Aass Brewery
Established in 1834 in Drammen, Norway. Offers beer descriptions, list of U.S. importers and distributors, and contact information.
http://www.aass.no/usa/us.htm

but also this:
http://latviansonline.com/index.php/commentary/article/1722/

but i couldn't find anything with google. maybe a forum for baltic expats or travellers or something might be able to help.

Say "aš noriu nusipirkti alaus!" and i promise that means "i want to purchase some beer!" (near enough anyway)

LOL for the ass, and very nice article, thanks for the link!

But I'm not in the US, I'm in Italy, and around here I've never seen Lithuanian quarters, or Lithuanians at all x_x
And I'm really really to lazy to do mail orders

But I can ask somewhere!

hmm yeah not many lithuanians living in italy (sorry for the assumption, google's like that too)

mainly mafia wives buying shoes. but there might be a chamber of commerce or something THERE MUST BE A WAY!! haah

lol for some reason I was assuming you knew I was Italian, dunno why?

lmao@mafia wives!

when I'm notlazy enough to check, I'll ask in some alcohol shop if they do get it...

if you are italian why the hell are you drinking american beer? madness. that's probably where the assumption came from, i didn't think anyone outside america actually liked budweiser.
next you'll be telling me you like mcdonalds more than ciabatta sandwiches.

lol no.

that's like, well, I like beer. Italian beer is almost non-existant, since Italian standard alcoholic beverages are Grappa (which I hate) and Wine (which I don't really like, unless it's excellent).

So, I like very much Weißbeer, but also some blondes, especially Bud but also Corona, and mixed ones such as Adelscott and Desperados. And Dragoon, if I want to take something strong...

and no I don't like macdonalds
I also hated Coke until recently.

i guess you could find czech beer... http://www.krusovice.cz/en/

the dark one is niiice. stay off the coke.
Peroni's not bad, eh?

I've had lithuanian real live white beer, it's mental.