USMC 2nd Force Recon, practicing the high-art of the HALO/HAHO/Jump
Here seen footage as Marines what like to jump from planes and perform other feats of lo-hangin' ballsacktitude, hone and otherwise fine-tune adrenaline-addiction , manifest here above in the "HALO" (high altitude low open), sky-exit, or, iffn' ya starve for need, maybe the HAHOs' the plummet for you (High alt/High open), affording the effortless drift and oxygen-rich micro-envelope, to behind enemy lines and a cool, birds-eye cruise for about 10-25 clicks prior to engaging in penetration and/or extraction, etc. etc..... OR...effectively neutralizing clue-less half-wits, lighting on the ground unseen, befriending the locals and passing out snacks and Gatorade, and teaching kids birds, bees, and proper grammar......
Ain't ya'll glad SOME males of the species still have a package swingin', who can step up t'fill-in.....where the under-staffed, stand glazed or diddling, lacking the proper Davina McCalls to wield a shovel, build the simplest of shelters, milk a pig or skin a shrew.....! y'all see where this is going?, eh?.....
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10419says...I can't tell if your discription is that poorly written in purpose or if you just collected and ate alot of paint chips as a child.
lauraI upvoted FOR the description!!!
choggiewe tell ya what poindexty........How about you proof-read and otherwise make yer essence clear and pungent to roamers,tell choggie he needs to stay after school and suck a pound of chalk from the carpet beneath the board's eraser niche, or else that A-minus in kindergarten is ancient history........!!.....dumbasssssss.....so my grammers drunken, you get the Gyst, eh????!!!.....Yes, eat plenty of paint, s';good for ya-Robin's egg Blue if ya must know....had a kidney removed and am on Di-Alice's.....Smart-asses..FTW, dime a doizen half-wit hooligan fucks.....grumble grumble....!.....Hey, great to be back, always an ASSHOLE in the crowd, eh?????
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deedub81In reply to this comment by wjolson:
I can't tell if your discription is that poorly written in purpose or if you just collected and ate alot of paint chips as a child.
I can't tell if your description is that poorly written on purpose or if you collected and ate a lot of paint chips as a child.
MorganthThis looks to be a practice jump. Out of the back you can see that they're above the cumulus layer of clouds, but they don't have oxygen masks which are needed for any jumps over 20,000 which is really what HALO is. Hypoxia = bad.
AbductedUNPOSSIBLE! According to the laws of Hollywood they would have been sucked out of the airplane in no time!
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