The sad thing is that this is probably Aquaman's greatest accomplishment to date.

Those rings of thought-communication-fish-telepathy... where have I seen them before...

Poor Aquaman, he's like a Robin of the Sea.


...and this whole Justice League, Batman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman. You mean to tell me Superman can't cover everything?

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>> ^iwastheturkey:
Those rings of thought-communication-fish-telepathy... where have I seen them before...


Thanks for crosslinking that video, turkey. That was an amazing video. Just wow.

Ah, classic cartoon cheese. The heroes and villians talking to themselves and stating the obvious. Aquaman attempting to swing an ancor around underwater for momentum while its drawn completely straight. Aquaman suddenly appearing in the submarine. Aquaman stopping a small fire by wiping out every coastal city in the western hemisphere. They just don't make cartoons like that anymore.

The ultra cheese and uselessness of Aquaman got me thinking of some other worthless heroes that should be thrown into the Justice League cartoons. They need to tap into Section 8. This includes what could even possibly be Dag's favorite hero, the Defenestrator.

Sixpack: Team leader, whose special ability is grotesque drunkenness and beating villains with broken-off liquor bottles.

Bueno Excelente: An obese, sweaty, and bald Latino in an overcoat who "defeats evil with the power of perversion." Generally, the only thing he says will be "Bueno", often preceded by a creepy chuckle. It is strongly implied that he violated Kyle Rayner in some way [2].

The Defenestrator: A large, burly man in a denim jacket, black sunglasses, with black hair who obsessively carries around a window through which he forcefully throws criminals and the occasional unlucky policeman. His assaults on police officers landed him in Arkham Asylum.

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers, resulting in extreme burns and general horror. The question of how exactly one can weld a flesh and blood animal to a person is not answered by the series.

Friendly Fire: A large, hapless man in a red cowl, Friendly Fire would easily be the most powerful of Section 8's heroes if he were to shoot anything other than allies with the potent bolts of energy he fires from his hands.

Jean de Baton-Baton: A bizarrely gaunt walking French caricature who defeats enemies with "the power of Frenchness," as expressed by savage beatings with a baton and occasionally blinding others with rings of garlic and onions.

Flemgem: A sickly, thin, bald man in a green suit and a purple domino mask who has the ability to produce and expel large volumes of phlegm, which can blind, suffocate, or simply gross out evildoers.

Shakes: A thin, hairy vagrant who upsets people through stutters and an overall shaking palsy. He is a frequent, accidental target of Friendly Fire.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_(comics)

Oh no, Aquaman almost got rammed by that Black Man.. ta! That was too close for comfort. Another awkward moment brought to you by Aquaman.

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