And now, you want to be my friend on Facebook...

...are you fucking kidding me?

Kate Miller-Heidke sings a song about being friended on Facebook.
oxdottirsays...

It's not a dupe first, because it is a different video (which you can see from watching this one), and second, because the other video is dead. But it's ok, it doesn't look like it will make it out of the queue this time either.

gwiz665says...

I was gonna be all smart and call it a dupe too, but yeah, it's not. Different video, not a dupe.

Wonderful song. I don't have any ex-gfs on facebook (yet...), but quite a few sifters.

Lyrics:
"They say every one should have their heart broken, at least once.
That that is how you grow emotionally.
Well, I have been misused by many many many men,
but nothing can compare to how you treated me.

At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay.
And though it's many years ago, I feel it to this day.

And now you wanna be my friend on facebook...
Are you fuckin kidding me?

All the memories are flooding back to me now.
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes.
I traveled so far just to get away from you!
Till this mornings friend request surprise.

At times it really felt as though I'd never smile again.
You narcissistic ass hole, oh you nasty nasty man.

And now you wanna be my friend on facebook...
Are you fucking kidding?

I don't wanna know what kind of cocktail you are
or which member of the beatles or which 1950's movie star.
I don't give a toss if you're a ninja or a pirate,
I'd suspect you'd be a pirate but i dont wanna verify it.
and I dont give a shit what your stripper name is
or if your Kitty had a litter..
Look, just follow me on twitter.

I don't care about your family tree and i certainly don't want you poking me!..
again.

And so you wanna be my friend on facebook...
oh you fucking fucking fuck.
Click, ignore...."

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