"We saw this coming, but we let our keepers make us satisfied with our own head up our asses, following their cues in lock-step herd fashion, to our own, and your
deetriment. Please don't let, empire building, self-serving cocksuckers ever do this again...here is a list of their names, their relatives, and their children, who may still be alive, that you must kill immediately."
-Choggie Kendall

"People of the future, since my generation has cured cancer, enacted world peace and extended the human orgasm to 7 1/2 minutes, you should be set up pretty nicely, unless of course you idiots did something stupid to fuck it up. Cheers," -dft

For reals....

"People of the future, I'm sure that these messages will give many of you a smug and superior feeling of satisfaction, so my message to you is FUCK OFF. Instead of using us as a yardstick to measure your own miniscule accomplishments, think of all the injustice that surrounds you as you read this.

My fellow messengers, frankly, are sanctimonious, insufferable bores; like so many self-important wannabe Cassandras, sucking up to their nonexistent descendants. They seem to think that you will somehow - in 100 years - be miraculously wiser and less corrupt than we, when in fact the opposite might very well be true.

If money, and greed have ANY seat in your current power structure, you have some serious work to do. If corporations have armies, if you have no social security net, if you have no national health care program, if entire countries are still starving, you have some serious work to do. So stop rummaging through our home movies and get to work you lazy bastards!

Oh, and if you've indeed cured cancer, enacted world peace and extended the human orgasm to 7 1/2 minutes, then kindly disregard this message."

-dft

If you do actually want to leave a message to the future why not use our website the100yearwebsite dot com. We are aiming to keep peoples capsules for 100 years. You can also leave a free message on our site as well.

100yws

"we didn't listen!" : Randy Marsh