Oh WOW! You can see the panic in his body language as hes about to take a mouth full of dirt! Way to go! woo. Your mum must be proud LOL

Hey! My Mommy loves me and approves of me! Of course, I keep her very far away from the intervents, or they would be naming streets in Nigeria after her...


In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
If your mom is lurking, then you better act like you don't know me. She'll ground you if she finds out what kind of crowd you're running around with. Especially critttter. If your mum is old-fashioned she'll STRONGLY disapprove of your friendship with a dog.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
I always watch my language. My mom knows I'm Schmawy on Videosift! Hi Mom!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I just wanted you to know that both my son and I LOVE your new avatar. We think it's hysterical! Jim, my son, has already come by my computer three times and has asked me each time to see it. LOL LOL LOL!

So watch your language.

If your mom is lurking, then you better act like you don't know me. She'll ground you if she finds out what kind of crowd you're running around with. Especially critttter. If your mum is old-fashioned she'll STRONGLY disapprove of your friendship with a dog.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
I always watch my language. My mom knows I'm Schmawy on Videosift! Hi Mom!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I just wanted you to know that both my son and I LOVE your new avatar. We think it's hysterical! Jim, my son, has already come by my computer three times and has asked me each time to see it. LOL LOL LOL!

So watch your language.

To everyone defending the guy in this video, if I ever see your mum or wife getting punched in the face by some guy, I'm not stopping him. I'll call the cops and let her wait the 15 minutes it takes them to get there, by which point he's run off.

LMFAO!! I just followed a link from my Youtube page to find this video here. Glad people seem to be enjoying it. And for anyone that's wondering I knew everyline he was going to say as I'd shouted exactly the same thing out about 2 months before at a different show. The bit you don't see on the DVD(it is edited together from 4 different shows) is where he says "go on have another go, I do this for a living, I love it" and I replied "Yeah, thats what your mum said". Was brilliantly funny and I can't wait for the next DVD!!

the guy definitely did it to watch jimmy go at it.. use your common sense people, why would he say something like that in a perfectly reasonable voice without any swearing or emotion? answer: because he wants to get pwned, and carr knows it.. i'd probably do the same if i saw the opportunity, and i'd be laughing the hardest at his comebacks!

Johnald_Chaffinch -- i feel exactly the same.. i used to hate him, and that little posh prim accent he used to do.. but now i've totally warmed to him - i was warming to him since QI appearances and before that on 8 out of 10 cats

i don't like joke-format standups.. i sometimes see american dudes on the sift and a lot of americans saying "omg this guy is king of the 1-liners, so funny!" but i don't even crack a smile at what they're doing.. but for some reason, and i don't know why, jimmy carr just cracks me up over and over, and he's pretty much up there giving one liners interspersed with stories..

1. you're gay aren't you?
2. you're a necrophiliac
3. i did your mum
4. from behind
5. she thinks you're a c**t too
6. it wasn't just me there doing your mum
7. whilst she performed fellatio
you'd think he'd finished at about 3 or 4.. then 5, then 6 and boom the kill shot at 7

(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A RACE THING! I FIND MANY AMERICANS FUNNY. JUST NOT THE ONE-LINERS.)

"Is it your mum?"

MH,

I've had a natural birth, as have many of my friends, including Deathcow's wife, who did it three times! If you are well-prepared, it's entirely possible. Although I had no pain relief with our first, I was artificially induced, for being past due date, so I can't claim that it was a natural birth.

Second baby was born at home, pain relief came from the shower and hot towels on my lower back. He was two weeks past due date, eleven pounds and breech, yet easier than the first. It was such an amazing moment.

Ask your mum about her experience. It's always good to know.

There has to be a "your mum" joke in there somewhere...

Seriously though, very cool clip.

-40c thats almost as cold as all your mums