>> ^alien_concept:

>> ^A10anis:
Calling Manchester United "overachieving c s" is ignorant on two levels. One, for the loutish, spiteful, language. And two, because Manchester United are always expected to achieve good results, simply because they are the top club. (No, I don't support them)

Thanks Mum, I'll bear it in mind...

Obviously you need your mum to help you, On your own you, by your own admission, are a child, with childish notions. So, be quiet, and know your place,

>> ^quantumushroom:

It's hard to build a Jenga of wit and whimsy off of your original mirth, "Woody".
>> ^acidSpine:
>> ^quantumushroom:
I'd rather live in a gayborhood than in the 'hood. And I'm against kids.
>> ^acidSpine:
>> ^quantumushroom:
This is the first time a lot of these men have ever heard anything straight from a father figure.

So I assume you'd be in favour of kids having two fathers?

Ahh ha ahh ha ahhhh, did your mum come up with that joke?

That's right, It's "Woodys'" fault your jokes sound like an octogenarian on oxycontin came up with them... Wait a minute... Is that you Rush Limbaugh?

It's hard to build a Jenga of wit and whimsy off of your original mirth, "Woody".

>> ^acidSpine:

>> ^quantumushroom:
I'd rather live in a gayborhood than in the 'hood. And I'm against kids.
>> ^acidSpine:
>> ^quantumushroom:
This is the first time a lot of these men have ever heard anything straight from a father figure.

So I assume you'd be in favour of kids having two fathers?

Ahh ha ahh ha ahhhh, did your mum come up with that joke?

>> ^quantumushroom:

I'd rather live in a gayborhood than in the 'hood. And I'm against kids.
>> ^acidSpine:
>> ^quantumushroom:
This is the first time a lot of these men have ever heard anything straight from a father figure.

So I assume you'd be in favour of kids having two fathers?

Ahh ha ahh ha ahhhh, did your mum come up with that joke?

I hugged your mum for 20 seconds , I mean fucked.



any longer would have been inappropriate.

LOL! I love the cut of your jib sir!

In reply to this comment by acidSpine:
^Bullshit, both of you gullable motherfuckers are wrong. Every pubic hair carring male knows Conan spent the first 20 years of his life pushing a flower mill crank in circles. How much thaylidamide did your mums take to convince you a gritty Conan reboot won't leave you feeling fucked in the ass with a strapon by you own sister? Not a rhetorical question

^Bullshit, both of you gullable motherfuckers are wrong. Every pubic hair carring male knows Conan spent the first 20 years of his life pushing a flower mill crank in circles. How much thaylidamide did your mums take to convince you a gritty Conan reboot won't leave you feeling fucked in the ass with a strapon by you own sister? Not a rhetorical question

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^visionep:
The owner is SOOOO annoying. It's a dog lady.. hold it together.
The other problem here is even if the dog lives long term it is going to have major behavior problems with an idiot owner like that. She is praising the dogs nervous behavior after it recovers so it will likely become very neurotic.

What in the name of fuck are you talking about?
First off, who the fuck are you to tell people what they should be upset about? If i don't really care about my mum, and your mum dies, am i in my rights to tell you to shut the fuck up crying about just your mum?
Second off, how the hell is she rewarding nervous behaviour? The dog is scared, it experienced a trauma, she is cuddling the dog. Best bet is to remain calm so that the dog knows that everything is ok, but that's pretty hard given the situation.
You're talking pseudo science bollocks and hopefully you realise that before you open up your dog training advice centre. I'd be surprised if you even owned a dog. Take it from someone with experience - the only thing she did wrong was panic, and i'd have done the same wrong if any of my dogs collapsed.


I love my mom.

Just sayin'

>> ^visionep:

The owner is SOOOO annoying. It's a dog lady.. hold it together.
The other problem here is even if the dog lives long term it is going to have major behavior problems with an idiot owner like that. She is praising the dogs nervous behavior after it recovers so it will likely become very neurotic.


What in the name of fuck are you talking about?

First off, who the fuck are you to tell people what they should be upset about? If i don't really care about my mum, and your mum dies, am i in my rights to tell you to shut the fuck up crying about just your mum?

Second off, how the hell is she rewarding nervous behaviour? The dog is scared, it experienced a trauma, she is cuddling the dog. Best bet is to remain calm so that the dog knows that everything is ok, but that's pretty hard given the situation.

You're talking pseudo science bollocks and hopefully you realise that before you open up your dog training advice centre. I'd be surprised if you even owned a dog. Take it from someone with experience - the only thing she did wrong was panic, and i'd have done the same wrong if any of my dogs collapsed.

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>> ^Jinx:

To be fair, if your mum walked in as she was "climaxing" it might be an uncomfortable couple of seconds before you explained...maybe its "Slightly Precarious For Work" idk.


I should just clarify, thats the woman in the video climaxing, not my mum. ENGLISH IS A NEW AND EXCITING LANGUAGE.

To be fair, if your mum walked in as she was "climaxing" it might be an uncomfortable couple of seconds before you explained...maybe its "Slightly Precarious For Work" idk.

"HEADS DOWN STAY DOWN " - thats what i said to your mum


If i was on th eplane i wish she wud shut the fuck up , a 1 off instructoin of keep your head down and stay down untill the plane has stoped would be allot better than repeating the same shit.

>> ^EndAll:

>> ^Trancecoach:
This Be The Verse
Much better in text-form, thank you. This presentation felt pretty pretentious.


I was trying to find a clip of Robert Webb reading it, he did a really good job. This was all I could manage

>> ^Trancecoach:

This Be The Verse

Much better in text-form, thank you. This presentation felt pretty pretentious.