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The Art of Seduction with Christoph Waltz

DJESUS UNCROSSED - SNL

gwiz665 says...

So, I may be in the minority here, but I don't really think it's all that funny. They're just mimicking scenes from Tarantino movies almost verbatim and that's not funny. One thing Tarantino is great at is making a vibe and not repeating himself, this is just copy/paste+jesus and I think it's just meh.

That said, Cristoph Waltz is always brilliant in anything.

DJESUS UNCROSSED - SNL

Smartypants gets Tasered

shatterdrose says...

Blah blah abuse of power, abuse of this yadda yadda yadda mindless blather.

A) He was there for something simple, like a traffic ticket.

B) He was a total prick, douchebag, asshole and completely uncooperative.

C) Cameras ARE NOT PERMITTED inside courtrooms for PRIVACY. Dumbass award again. He thinks he can waltz in and violate everyone's privacy and harass another person because he has "rights"?

D) The officer didn't express ANY type of abuse whatsoever. If you think he did, sorry, but you might want to reconsider who's been brainwashed.

The officer had a choice: potentially violent altercation with a young man in a confined space where others could potentially be injured, or tazer him. If you think the officer is wrong for not allowing this to escalate and potentially injure others, then you really need to reassess your concept of police control and abuse of power.

The officer told the douchebag calmly, and concisely, that he was NOT permitted to pass that point with the video camera. The douchebag tried to push his way through, and surprisingly, the officer DID HIS JOB and kept the man from entering WITHOUT using excessive force.

Unless, of course, you think an officer touching a person who claims to NOT be a US Citizen is abuse. The douchebag began escalating the situation further until, well, I'm sure his biggest worry now isn't simply a speeding ticket anymore but a list of actual 1st Degree Misdemeanors and possibly a Felony.

So yes, I AM PERFECTLY FINE with the officer's use of a tazer to restrain the individual. And the reason I am, is thankfully the douchebag was recording it and we now have proof of who was in the wrong.

Between Two Ferns (Zach Galifianakis) - Oscar Edition

Why Soldiers Seem to Fire when They Can't See Their Enemy

00Scud00 says...

Reminds me of a scene in Waltz With Bashir where guys a moving along in a vehicle convoy and they're just blasting away with mounted machine guns and one guy stops and asks "What are we shooting at?" and the other turns to him and says "I don't know, just keep shooting."

Our very own Barseps gets an infected finger lanced!

dag says...

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

It wouldn't be hard - Aussie police love them some taser action. I could probably get it for singing Waltzing Matilda off-key or proclaiming that Paul Hogan is not a national treasure.>> ^deathcow:

OK we've seen MarineGunrocks sandwich, and we've seen Barseps finger, and we've seen UsesProzacs syrup holster... lets start taking suggestions for the next one. Any votes for
"Dag gets tased by Australian Police"

Hot Girls on an Escalator Picking Up Chocolate

=^.^= Miau (Blog Entry by UsesProzac)

dystopianfuturetoday says...

Looks a lot like Frankie ------------------------>

Frankie got out of the house a couple of times and we were worried sick. Both times we used a strategy given to us by someone at the local pet shelter. Leave the door open so that when he does come home he can just waltz right in. It worked both times. He seemed a little freaked out the second time and hasn't tried to escapesince . We also moved away from his stray big brother, who was the one who encouraged him to get out in the first place, so that probably played a part too. Still hoping for the best.

$10 Million Interest-free Loans for Everyone!

renatojj says...

I agree with him, but he keeps blaming the banks. It's easy to hate the banks, because they are the beneficiaries, but they're not the ones directly robbing us, they're not the ones holding guns, charging taxes, inflating the money supply and providing the cheap money.

The culprits are the government's economic policy + the Fed.

You can't expect a bank not to act like a bank, like a business, and take advantage of the cheap money being thrown at it.

Greed and fear balance each other out. When the Fed comes in with all sorts of guarantees, there is nothing to fear, so the banks get extra greedy. Even if they act too risky, there's no fear of loss or bankruptcy to hold them back, the Fed just waltzes right in and bails them out!

When is this guy going to realize that regulating banks is not the answer, it's the Fed and the government that should be regulated or have their powers removed.

It's this kind of fallacy that allows governments to keep screwing the economy. They use taxpayer money and a printing press carelessly, then blame the banks, capitalism and greed for whatever happens.

The Band & The Staple Singers Perform The Weight (Wow!)

therealblankman says...

It's hard to think of a group from the last 50 years who have written and performed more influential Rock and Roots music, and who fewer people know by name than "The Band". I just don't get it. I guess part of the answer is the fact that they pretty much dropped off the map completely after "The Last Waltz" in 1976.

I've mentioned to several friends over the past couple of days just how saddened I was by Levon's death, and the inevitable response is "Who?".

But everybody knows the music. Maybe that's enough.

As for Levon- he's on his way to Venus to meet his son Jesus.

Inglorious Basterds Epic Bloopers - "Hi Sally!"

Quboid says...

Possibly not, he'd have to get more scars to hide it. When I say "an unrecognisable mess", I mean his swastika, not his whole face. He's not going to win any beauty contests but it's better than what would have happened to him if the Basterds hadn't intervened, getting blown up in a theatre or if he's lucky, spending his life running from Nazi hunters.

(What's up with quotes? Videosift seems to be mucking them up.)

>> ^alien_concept:

Were skin grafts that great back in the 40s? If he had to scar his whole face up, that'd still be terrible for a character like him

>> ^Quboid:
>> ^alien_concept:
>> ^Quboid:
>> ^kymbos:
I watched this film again recently, having absolutely loved it the first time, and found myself enjoying it less than I expected. Mainly because of the excessive use of the 'person is dead / no they're not not they're really just pretending' trick, which I thought was a bit cheap. It happens at least twice at key points in the film (the woman in the bar fight scene, and then the German war hero in the cinema scene).
Don't get me wrong - Tarantino is a God, and the suspense he creates in scenes is brilliant, and the Jew Hunter was pure awesome - but there were a few bits that I found a bit cheap on second viewing. I don't think it hangs together as a film as well as Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs.
So there.

Spoilers
This bugged me but what really annoyed me is this: what did the Basterds actually achieve? The only difference they made to the big ending is that they helped the main baddie! Landa (Christoph Waltz, in a superb performance) to survived, and got a nice life in the U.S. because of them screwing up the assassination attempt, at the cost of some plastic surgery. They were counter productive!

Survive with a fat swastika on his head

That could be fixed with plastic surgery, or if that wasn't available, he could get more slices in his face to change it into an unrecognisable mess. Claim he was hit by shrapnel while saving children from Nazis.
.

Inglorious Basterds Epic Bloopers - "Hi Sally!"

alien_concept says...

>> ^Quboid:

>> ^alien_concept:
>> ^Quboid:
>> ^kymbos:
I watched this film again recently, having absolutely loved it the first time, and found myself enjoying it less than I expected. Mainly because of the excessive use of the 'person is dead / no they're not not they're really just pretending' trick, which I thought was a bit cheap. It happens at least twice at key points in the film (the woman in the bar fight scene, and then the German war hero in the cinema scene).
Don't get me wrong - Tarantino is a God, and the suspense he creates in scenes is brilliant, and the Jew Hunter was pure awesome - but there were a few bits that I found a bit cheap on second viewing. I don't think it hangs together as a film as well as Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs.
So there.

Spoilers
This bugged me but what really annoyed me is this: what did the Basterds actually achieve? The only difference they made to the big ending is that they helped the main baddie! Landa (Christoph Waltz, in a superb performance) to survived, and got a nice life in the U.S. because of them screwing up the assassination attempt, at the cost of some plastic surgery. They were counter productive!

Survive with a fat swastika on his head

That could be fixed with plastic surgery, or if that wasn't available, he could get more slices in his face to change it into an unrecognisable mess. Claim he was hit by shrapnel while saving children from Nazis.


Were skin grafts that great back in the 40s? If he had to scar his whole face up, that'd still be terrible for a character like him.

Inglorious Basterds Epic Bloopers - "Hi Sally!"

Quboid says...

>> ^alien_concept:

>> ^Quboid:
>> ^kymbos:
I watched this film again recently, having absolutely loved it the first time, and found myself enjoying it less than I expected. Mainly because of the excessive use of the 'person is dead / no they're not not they're really just pretending' trick, which I thought was a bit cheap. It happens at least twice at key points in the film (the woman in the bar fight scene, and then the German war hero in the cinema scene).
Don't get me wrong - Tarantino is a God, and the suspense he creates in scenes is brilliant, and the Jew Hunter was pure awesome - but there were a few bits that I found a bit cheap on second viewing. I don't think it hangs together as a film as well as Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs.
So there.

Spoilers
This bugged me but what really annoyed me is this: what did the Basterds actually achieve? The only difference they made to the big ending is that they helped the main baddie! Landa (Christoph Waltz, in a superb performance) to survived, and got a nice life in the U.S. because of them screwing up the assassination attempt, at the cost of some plastic surgery. They were counter productive!

Survive with a fat swastika on his head


That could be fixed with plastic surgery, or if that wasn't available, he could get more slices in his face to change it into an unrecognisable mess. Claim he was hit by shrapnel while saving children from Nazis.

Inglorious Basterds Epic Bloopers - "Hi Sally!"

alien_concept says...

>> ^Quboid:

>> ^kymbos:
I watched this film again recently, having absolutely loved it the first time, and found myself enjoying it less than I expected. Mainly because of the excessive use of the 'person is dead / no they're not not they're really just pretending' trick, which I thought was a bit cheap. It happens at least twice at key points in the film (the woman in the bar fight scene, and then the German war hero in the cinema scene).
Don't get me wrong - Tarantino is a God, and the suspense he creates in scenes is brilliant, and the Jew Hunter was pure awesome - but there were a few bits that I found a bit cheap on second viewing. I don't think it hangs together as a film as well as Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs.
So there.

Spoilers
This bugged me but what really annoyed me is this: what did the Basterds actually achieve? The only difference they made to the big ending is that they helped the main baddie! Landa (Christoph Waltz, in a superb performance) to survived, and got a nice life in the U.S. because of them screwing up the assassination attempt, at the cost of some plastic surgery. They were counter productive!


Survive with a fat swastika on his head



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