>> ^hpqp:

>> ^shuac:
I believe god has a chocolaty center. With crushed nuts. And another layer of chocolate on top of the nuts. Then it's dipped in melted vanilla ice cream, flash-frozen in liquid nitrogen, and then covered in a delicate layer of fresh monkey cum. Add a third layer of chocolate on top of that, some nuggat-clusters, caramel and a final layer of thick chocolate. Yummy! That's god to me.

God has revealed itself to me through your gospel: I AM CONVERT!
edit: wait a second... "fresh monkey cum"? You mean lezhog juice, right?
Oh my God, SCHISM!

DIE HERETIC!!!!!!

>> ^shuac:

I believe god has a chocolaty center. With crushed nuts. And another layer of chocolate on top of the nuts. Then it's dipped in melted vanilla ice cream, flash-frozen in liquid nitrogen, and then covered in a delicate layer of fresh monkey cum. Add a third layer of chocolate on top of that, some nuggat-clusters, caramel and a final layer of thick chocolate. Yummy! That's god to me.


God has revealed itself to me through your gospel: I AM CONVERT!

edit: wait a second... "fresh monkey cum"? You mean lezhog juice, right?

Oh my God, SCHISM!

I believe god has a chocolaty center. With crushed nuts. And another layer of chocolate on top of the nuts. Then it's dipped in melted vanilla ice cream, flash-frozen in liquid nitrogen, and then covered in a delicate layer of fresh monkey cum. Add a third layer of chocolate on top of that, some nuggat-clusters, caramel and a final layer of thick chocolate. Yummy! That's god to me.

Holy crap. And I thought rap music sampling songs was bad...at least they give props to the original artists.

(Vanilla Ice <---- I said rap artists)

All that's missing is Grover as Vanilla Ice, sample-stealing the track.

Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose


If Vanilla Ice hired these guys to make him look hardcore, it would be genius.

It may seem extreme, but somebody has to stop these kids early, before they become the world's next Vanilla Ice.

You would think selling one's soul would make for a better song....or a better career.

>> ^BoneRemake:

>> ^rembar:
Huh. The beginning of this song sounds exactly like Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby". Queen was jacking Vanilla's material???!?!
... ducks

eat your own excrement and die.
vanilla gave his popularity with his soul, to atain that is what you make fun of.

>> ^rembar:

Huh. The beginning of this song sounds exactly like Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby". Queen was jacking Vanilla's material???!?!
... ducks


eat your own excrement and die.
vanilla gave his popularity with his soul, to atain that is what you make fun of.

Love the Vanilla Ice-Style feathers!

I just die with laughter with every flash of a scoop of vanilla ice cream on a cone.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'bad rap, vanilla ice, keyboard, mullet, 80s, Denny Blaze' to 'bad rap, vanilla ice, keyboard, mullet, 80s, Denny Blaze, Average Homeboy' - edited by Zifnab

His In Living Color stuff was awesome, not sure if his stand up career was big before In Living Color...but he was definitely more well known while the show was running. Vera DeMilo, Fire Marshal Bill, Snow impersonation, Vanilla Ice impersonation, and had a really funny reverend bit with a line that goes something like "Unless you're angered by something that they've said, and then feel free to kick them till they're dead."

I just have to respond, since until recently I was a Starbucks barista (OK, so it got really stressful, and my boss left, and I just wasn't going to stay after that...)

But if you like hot chocolate, and have a sweet tooth, please try SB's signature hot chocolate, especially the one formerly known and 'salted caramel signature hot chocolate'. I don't really like their regular HC. It is too chocolaty and not sweet enough for me. The signature hot chocolate is 'European style' - which I don't get, but oh well.. It is a lot sweeter and creamier (a base that is made every day).

ANYWAY, what used to be the 'salted caramel signature hot chocolate' - which I am now calling SCHC has the signature hot chocolate PLUS toffee nut syrup (which I LOVE! So good on top of vanilla ice cream) and thry put caramel drizzle on top of the whipped cream. It used to have a sea salt topping but not any more. Sea salt topping sounds disgusting (maybe), but it was a mixture of hawaian smoked sea salt and cane sugar (or something like that) and it brought out the sweetness of the caramel. It was like having 'caramel pretzel Crunch' from Sheridan's Frozen Custard! (The only Sheridan's here closed But it was a micture of vanilla custard, which is super soft ice cream, pretzels and caramel, all mixed together.

Okies.. Just wanted to mention the caramel signature hot chocolate.. It costs a bit more than a regular hot chocolate, but it is soooo much better. You can also have that with espresso.. Ask for espresso truffle, and say you want the caramel version.. make sure they put Toffee nut syrup in it!

Of the choices I prefer Whipped Cream, but the ancient chinese secret is to put vanilla ice cream in. Mmmm.