Yo, Hi-Tek, you think you could fuck with something like this?

[Beatboxing]

Don't you mean something like this?

Yeah, that's perf. Yo-Landi, do that thing.

Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ooh ohh

When I'm on the mic it's like murder murder murder!
Kill kill kill!
Wat se Suid-Afrika?
Suig my fokken piel.
Hier kom ek weer
Like a lekker a smack in the face
Rappers are fokking pouring into passenger planes
What happened to all the cool rappers from back in the day?
Now all these rappers sound exactly the same
It's like one big inbred fuck-fest
Sies
No, I do not want to stop, collaborate or listen

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy hold on to your ching
I'm takin' over America, blowin' up everything
Physically fit, the Ninja very energetic
If you haven't got it by now, then you're never gonna get it
I whip my dick out and piss on all the hard-up 'n fokken rap
Got an offshore account for dollar bills in a stack
Fuck rap
I'm siding with China we not fokken related
Like a methfest, like the first time I ejaculated.

Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ohh ohh

Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh
Hi! My name is Yo-Landi fuckin' Visser
Fight fight fight!
Kick you in the teeth, hit you on the head with the mic
There's a rumble in the jungle I'm (something) to beat em
Not looking for trouble but trouble's looking for me
M'uppercuts're fokken swollen with nothing just come for free
I used to think I'd always kill this to hustle something to eat
South Africa used to be a twangy'd, (y'know dat's me)

Suddenly you're interested 'cause we're blowing up overseas
Make you money money money
Yes yes yes
Zef side represent
You're fuckin' with the best

I'm a upper
Twangies get buffed like a sucka
Bokka Bokka
Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker!

I'm a big deal (wiv de seen my niggas rollin' me)?
Now I'm having so much fun I can't even go to sleep

Yo-landi!
What?
Where you at?
Here I am!

Spitting fokken lyrics like bam bam bam!

Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ohh ohh [x2]

We keep it lekker lekker lekker, zef zef zef
Spend all my fuckin' money til' there's nothing left
I'm a fat cat, keep the change I don't need the slip
With this fat sack of dagga I'm smoking a spliff
In my mat blacks are bottle-haters throwing a fit
Round the corner gooi'n fokken spiff Tokyo drift

My daddy told me there's a lot of fish in the sea
There's just a lotta motherfuckin' money bitches and weed

Ja, dagga dagga dagga, puff puff puff
Bring the beat back Hi-Tek!
Make it rough
We drop the type of beats that make you shut the fuck up and dance
We drop the type of beats so good you're fuckin' stuck in a trance
In the overseas they like to say you're stuck in a trance
We drop the type of beats that make you fuckin' cum in your pants

Pass it to left, like a zef, to the east, to the motherfucken left

Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ohh [x3]

Jesus

"Zymotix - Rachel in Trance" is much better!

If Obama's got the bully pulpit, why doesn't he, once and for all, tactfully address these outright lies on the part of the opposition Right and the Faux Noise corporation, so as to, at the very least, reveal that he's hip to the charade?

Surely, some of those hypnotized Faux Noise viewers in the middle of the country would break out of their trance temporarily and perhaps wake-up to the bullshit that's being fed to them...

Or does that "stoop" the dignity of the Office?
Seems to me, letting his words get twisted like this is just asking to get trounced in November.

>> ^BoneRemake:

>> ^SDGundamX:
Not gonna upvote it yourself? Geez, you really aren't expecting to garner any votes, are you?

He is an absolute weirdo when it comes to that.
promote
I used to listen to this all teh timez ! Back when 1 t41k3d 31337.


so YOU are the one who kept jacking my kimball collins cd!
right on...thnx for the promote bud.very awesome of ya =0

>> ^BoneRemake:
>> ^SDGundamX:
Not gonna upvote it yourself? Geez, you really aren't expecting to garner any votes, are you?

He is an absolute weirdo when it comes to that.
promote
I used to listen to this all teh timez ! Back when 1 t41k3d 31337.


Weird would be posting a video and then downvoting it

In reply to this comment by SDGundamX:
Not gonna upvote it yourself? Geez, you really aren't expecting to garner any votes, are you?


HA! i will vote for it when you do =)
i have to admit i do not like posting audio-only on a video site but that song is just sooo amazng.
it takes me away in a powerful daydream everytime i listen to it.
i hoped you liked it as mush as i.

for some reason i think you would really appreciate this:
http://videosift.com/video/El-nino-agnelli-and-nelson-most-beautiful-trance-song-ever

Tags for this video have been changed from 'trance, techno, electro, hardcore, house, bt never, gonna, come, back, down' to 'trance, techno, electro, hardcore, house, bt, never gonna come back down' - edited by BoneRemake

When I speak of ecstasy, I'm not talking about a sense of awe or wonder in the presence of natural beauty or a particularly moving passage in a piece of literature. There is, of course, no religious barrier to experiences of that sort. What I'm talking about is ek stasis, standing outside yourself. The Greeks originally used this term to speak about the powerful trances that would come upon the worshipers of Dionysos at their holy revels.

When I say "ecstasy," then, I'm talking about visions of gods and angels. I'm talking about howling to the bowels of the earth to dredge up demons and bend them to your will. Or alternatively, quiet sitting, focusing the mind on only the tip of your nose for an hour at a time, until a vision of the Unconquered Sun comes on you and explodes your world. The kind of experience that causes you to walk around for the next week as if the blood in your veins has been turned into holy wine. I'm talking about experiences that are life changing, help you to break bad habits and come to epiphanies.

Literal belief in these things is not necessarily key. But our brains need a hook to plug into this transcendence. Very few of us are able to do it without some kind of religious approach. And, of course, literal belief can sometimes be quite dangerous, if the belief is not just wrong, but demands harmful action--the Pentecostals who literally demonize those who disagree with them, for instance.

So we're not just talking about metaphor here. Non-literal interpretation by no means implies metaphorical interpretation, in the sense of the metaphor as a literary device.

dupeof http://videosift.com/video/Bangarang-Techno-trance-music-using-sounds-from-movie-Hook

>> ^quantumushroom:

It's not often that I agree with you @quantumushroom, but you make good points. I enjoyed this trailer but it doesn't bode well for the film. A swearing pothead teddy bear? OK, that's funny, but this trailer pretty much does the joke. There needs to be a lot more to make a good 2 hours than this one joke and if a list of white-trash girls' names is the best of the rest, this movie's in trouble.
>>> It doesn't matter, that's the sad thing. Turd was probbly dirt cheap to make and the worldwide doody crowd will recover expenses. It's like the laziness that used to infect albums has shifted. Now instead of one or two songs carrying a mediocre album, one or two jokes (or one scene) can carry a whole sh1t movie.
I could see this appealing to the "Office Space" crowd (which I am a member). Although it doesn't have that "this could be me" quality, it seems to have a familiar style to it and maybe the jokes are there. (It occurs to me now that Office Space was also a live-action film by an animated cartoon creator, hmm.)
Office Space is a masterpiece. We all have met characters similar to the OS characters, it's well-acted and the dialogue flows. The plot of the outside consultants suggesting promoting the guy in a trance who does NOTHING is genius, and it's beyond funny how only Lumbergh, the memorable droning boss who is otherwise oblivious, is the only one who sees the insanity.

That said, the "one living stuffed animal" - well, it's a story. It's fiction. Maybe it's explained and maybe there are others but either way, who cares? That's the world that the story is set in and if you can't suspend disbelief then very, very little fiction must be acceptable to you.

I prefer movies obey their own rules and logic, including the logic of the fantastic. Example: In Mattress Reloaded, Neo blocks thousands of bullets with the wave of his palm, but then has to spend 20 minutes blocking kicks. Obviously they had to do something in order to have action, but what they ended up with was boring.


There's something about the atmosphere of this trailer that says Office Space to me. Whether or not the full film is anything like as good remains to be seen and in all probability it won't be anything like as good. Perhaps this appeals to me because when I was a kid, me and my brothers had teddy bears with crazy amounts of detail in the bears' imaginary world. Good times.

I don't think that Matrix Reloaded flaw is the same; at a guess in Ted, the "one living stuffed animal" is explained just by him making a wish as a child and it coming true, and why this only happens once isn't discussed. That's flimsy, but not inconsistent in the way that Reloaded was.

It's not often that I agree with you @quantumushroom, but you make good points. I enjoyed this trailer but it doesn't bode well for the film. A swearing pothead teddy bear? OK, that's funny, but this trailer pretty much does the joke. There needs to be a lot more to make a good 2 hours than this one joke and if a list of white-trash girls' names is the best of the rest, this movie's in trouble.

>>> It doesn't matter, that's the sad thing. Turd was probbly dirt cheap to make and the worldwide doody crowd will recover expenses. It's like the laziness that used to infect albums has shifted. Now instead of one or two songs carrying a mediocre album, one or two jokes (or one scene) can carry a whole sh1t movie.

I could see this appealing to the "Office Space" crowd (which I am a member). Although it doesn't have that "this could be me" quality, it seems to have a familiar style to it and maybe the jokes are there. (It occurs to me now that Office Space was also a live-action film by an animated cartoon creator, hmm.)

Office Space is a masterpiece. We all have met characters similar to the OS characters, it's well-acted and the dialogue flows. The plot of the outside consultants suggesting promoting the guy in a trance who does NOTHING is genius, and it's beyond funny how only Lumbergh, the memorable droning boss who is otherwise oblivious, is the only one who sees the insanity.


That said, the "one living stuffed animal" - well, it's a story. It's fiction. Maybe it's explained and maybe there are others but either way, who cares? That's the world that the story is set in and if you can't suspend disbelief then very, very little fiction must be acceptable to you.


I prefer movies obey their own rules and logic, including the logic of the fantastic. Example: In Mattress Reloaded, Neo blocks thousands of bullets with the wave of his palm, but then has to spend 20 minutes blocking kicks. Obviously they had to do something in order to have action, but what they ended up with was boring.






>> ^Quboid:

>> ^quantumushroom:
I'm not going to give my opinion of Prick Macfarlane the person.
From a comedy movie fan perspective this looks like five tons of crap in a two ton crate.
Any trailer that resorts to Full Metal Swearing is already really thin on material.
I'm sure there's a really good reason why there's only one living stuffed animal in a world where people don't seem to notice it's alive...and then for some reason it has a job.
From a marketing perspective, why in a movie preview would they rattle off a long list of female names--many quite popular--as the butt of a joke that's not even funny? Are they trying to get no one to see it?
I'm sure it will find a cult audience.

It's not often that I agree with you @quantumushroom, but you make good points. I enjoyed this trailer but it doesn't bode well for the film. A swearing pothead teddy bear? OK, that's funny, but this trailer pretty much does the joke. There needs to be a lot more to make a good 2 hours than this one joke and if a list of white-trash girls' names is the best of the rest, this movie's in trouble.
I could see this appealing to the "Office Space" crowd (which I am a member). Although it doesn't have that "this could be me" quality, it seems to have a familiar style to it and maybe the jokes are there. (It occurs to me now that Office Space was also a live-action film by an animated cartoon creator, hmm.)
That said, the "one living stuffed animal" - well, it's a story. It's fiction. Maybe it's explained and maybe there are others but either way, who cares? That's the world that the story is set in and if you can't suspend disbelief then very, very little fiction must be acceptable to you.

a 7? Wat? Come on, I'm afraid to look in her eyes for too long in case I get sucked into a trance. "Whats that Emma, jump of a cliff? Sure thing baby"

How can you listen to dubstep on something with no bass??? It might as well just be trance or triphop.

From what he ends up playing on the piano it sounds like he might have been able to pick up the bass since he tries to replicate it a bit in his rendition. I don't think it was just an audio pickup issue because the bass from the piano sounded much better than the original playback on the digital device.

Now that I've come out of my blissful trance, i can say that I appreciate that art.