>> ^Yogi:

No but I believe the set up and the ideas in some of these clips show a degree of creativity that could be considered "Art".


Maybe that's true, here i'll test myself. I counted 34 different slo mo things in this video (+/- 1-2 b/c im not watching that crap again), you'll have to trust me to be honest but let's see how long it takes me to come up with 35!!! different ideas, clock starting now!

1 pheobe cates getting out of a pool o shit that's already been done (clock still running)
1 throwing a card into a watermelon
2 breaking bottle with a rock
3 dropping a penny on a table and watching it bouce
4 shooting a grape with a shotgun @ close range
5 breaking a lightbulb by having a stampede of wild stallions run it over
6 unplugging a thumb drive
7 taking a bite of a sandwich with too much peanut butter on it
8 jumping...you know, up and down but then like I'd slow it down just before your feet left the ground then speed it up b/c im cool
9 taking a radiator out of a car
10 riping a leaf in half
11 guy getting frustrated trying to open a letter without a letter opener then finally he rips it open
12 making a mojito then me drinking it
13 man struggling not to look at a womans breasts as she bends over then he gets slapped in the face with a baloon filled with paint
14 woman farting in a bathtub
15 flipping a pancake
16 tuberculosis infecting the cells of a young person in a third world country
17 squeezing a lemon into a can of yellow paint
18 hitting a printer with a mallet b/c it doesnt work
19 washing a car in the automatic washer
20 frying bacon
21 changing faces on a mr potato head
22 dropping a rotten tomato a short distance and it doesnt splat
23 droping the same rotten tomato from a third story building
24 baseball bat hitting ball made of concrete
25 alligator snatching up it's baby giraffe dinner
26 tieing shoes
27 hitting a marshmellow with a stun gun and setting it on fire with electricity
28 throwing a knife
29 wiping my ass
30 tree parts going into a wood chipper
31 opening a fortune cookie
32 sneezing
33 getting punched by the dude you sneezed on
34 punching the guy back with the stink palm hand leftover from the ass wipe
35 flashback to the moment in the bathroom when i decided not to wash my hands

wow that was a bit longer than i thought it was going to be i'll have to admit
it ended up being 14:17 although most of that was probably due to typing time.

No worries, acc to you i just made some art.

When they sneeze, everything in a 10 ft radius dies.

Ha, nice. I'd watch it, I really would. No need for an explanation of the sudden onset of lethal sneezing, just keeping it mysterious to leave room for the sequel. Claritin can fund production and marketing, with Kleenex picking up merchandising costs.

And then he sneezed...

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

Maybe he got some ants up his nose...


"Well, there's your problem!" --Adam from MythBusters.

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

Ceder fever is unbearable!


I see what you did there.

>> ^EmptyFriend:

get that bear some claritin!


I wished it worked for me.

Wow that's ve-.... *SNEEZES* ...cripes, what was I gonna say..?

you misunderstood me. i'm not saying they praise everything, i'm saying i get suspicious WHEN they praise a car. i never said they praise all the time ;-) but nevertheless great video. good one also was Lancia Delta (first one), where the dashboard regarding to Clarkson looks like a washing machine and as if he'd "put all the instruments in [my] mouth and sneezed them out".

Eh? The death of Deep Ellum? What happened? It's not like I spent a lot of time there, but that was one of the most amazing neighborhoods I'd ever seen...I'd hate to see it gone.

>> ^peggedbea:
sick. not awesome.
home with kids having a movie marathon. awesome.
i celebrated it early, last night with a baby sitter all night. out to see the old 97s show with old friends, mourning the death of deep ellum, then waffles and grits at 4am and a sleep over with one of my bff's that i only see once a year. good night.
tonight: sneezing, sore throat, my little family and cartoons.

sick. not awesome.
home with kids having a movie marathon. awesome.

i celebrated it early, last night with a baby sitter all night. out to see the old 97s show with old friends, mourning the death of deep ellum, then waffles and grits at 4am and a sleep over with one of my bff's that i only see once a year. good night.

tonight: sneezing, sore throat, my little family and cartoons.

He, heh - Sorry Thinker... I have no idea why I went off like that - must have hit a chord somehow...
>> ^thinker247:
promote, regardless of how much sagemind flipped his lid.

The sneeze and the Alaskans comment are good enough for me. *clicks*

Not so good, but Geordi sneezing on Troi deserves an upvote.

This may have been touched on in some other posts, but I think Atheism a bit of a circle jerk for VS. And I don't mean that in a bad way. A lot of us are surrounded by the blatant and sometimes dangerous ignorance exuded by the religious community. So we come to VS and find a bunch of like minded people and we vent, and sometimes say mean and/or intolerant things. I don't think any of us is thinking of the nice people who go to church, or say God Bless you when you sneeze, and worry they might have offended by saying that. I think of the ones that knock on my door telling me I'm an abhorrent who will spend eternity in damnation unless I say I give myself to some attention starved god who's more worried about whether I like him or not than what kind of person I am. Or the ones that cheery pick which bible verses to interpret loosely or literally so they can rally their peers and oppress those who have a dissenting opinion no matter how based in fact that may be. A lot of us are just blowing off steam and finding comfort/sanity in like minded people.

For my part I try to avoid using all encompassing words such as 'all Christians', and direct my derogatory remarks towards those who've demonstrated their douchebaggery. I do remember seeing a video with a rather sensible priest expressing his views on religion which many VS atheists praised. So we're not always ready to launch at the throat of everyone flying the banner of religion.