Me too. I just sneezed with them!

People who sneeze look absolutely ridiculous. I laughed!

"sneeze and bleed and eat cereal thats all i ever do anymore" SEXY!

I actually sneezed watching that video, and I don't even suffer from hay-fever!

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@Reefie - Here's another Huxley quote: "I have never had the least sympathy with the a priori reasons against orthodoxy, and I have by nature and disposition the greatest possible antipathy to all the atheistic and infidel school. Nevertheless I know that I am, in spite of myself, exactly what the Christian would call, and, so far as I can see, is justified in calling, atheist and infidel."

Huxley was running into the same problem that continues happening to this day. When you self-identify as an atheist, people assume that means you *believe* there is no God. His use of the term Agnostic is more to refine what sort of atheist one is, rather than differentiate one's self from atheism entirely.

In his day, it may have been uncommon for a person to comfortably take a neutral stance and say "I don't know." But today, there are a great many who simply do not make religion part of there lives, and don't think about it much otherwise. From his use of the phrase "the atheistic and infidel school", one might infer that the mentality of "if you're not for us then you're against us" was strong at the time. Perhaps before he began using the term agnostic, it was painfully difficult to explain that you simply didn't believe, as opposed to having faith to the contrary. Today this is not so common. When polls are taken about the religious inclinations of Americans today, the category of "non-believer" is just as big, if not bigger than the category of "atheist". (It drives me crazy knowing that the two mean the same thing.) So while he may not have been a typical atheist in his day, I believe he would be considered a typical atheist today.

I would be curious to know what you found out about how the word atheist has been used over the years. To me it is a fairly straightforward combination of the prefix a- and the word theist, therefor meaning "not a theist". It bothers me greatly that people continue to make assumptions that I have a belief that there is no such thing as God. I believe that the Judeo-Christian God does not exist, based on logic, reason and experience. But, as Huxley might have said, I have no a priori objections to the existence of a God in general. I am open to new evidence or lines of reasoning.

As an aside, I think the problem may arise from the fact that Christians tend to hold a Christian-centric worldview. To them, if I do not believe that *their* God exists, then I must perforce believe that *no* God exists, since there is only their God. It is likely true of all monotheists. This has always struck me as absurd, and is part of the reason I feel compelled to discuss this topic so frequently and thoroughly. You can see evidence of this when they ask "Then what do you think started the universe?" Well, even if I did believe that an omnipotent supernatural being started the universe, why would that mean that the God of the Bible was the one that did it? It could be that the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. How arrogant and ignorant to think that since the universe exists, that their book must be true. </rant>

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First of all its a school, I have never in my life known schools to be a place where you can say whatever you want. Kids usually got in trouble for saying anything slightly crude or that could be construed as being disrespectful. Hell, one time I was waiting in line to leave the lunch room for recess when I sneezed. It was 'determined' I did this on purpose to interrupt the teacher that was telling us the same shit she always told us when we left the lunch room. I ended up having to spend recess sitting in the dirt facing a chain link fence, where some joyless shrew would yell at you if you, spoke, moved, picked at the grass, or looked in the direction of the playing kids.

So in the continuum of shit teachers and administrators get butt-hurt about, some intolerant bigoted kids spouting their dumbass beliefs and then getting in trouble doesn't even move the needle on my outrage meter. Maybe if I thought for a second this was the most liberal school when it came to free speech I'd buy their argument for a day. But seeing as they bitch about the teacher violating the student's free speech rights in one breath and then bitch about the teacher wearing an anti-gay bullying shirt in the next I'm inclined to believe they're full of shit.

Was it completely fair for the teacher to remove the offending student from the class room for his intolerant views and not the others? Probably not, but it doesn't make it okay for a student to sit there and say what kinds of people he hates.

>> ^kceaton1:

So, I've never asked anyone, but if a food worker (let's say Wendy's) sneezes, then someone nearby says, "Bless you!". Does that count?


Most people who say grace are thanking God for the privilege of eating, not blessing the food.
Most people who want their food blessed want it done a certain way by a certain person, so a Wendy's worker wouldn't cut it.

So, I've never asked anyone, but if a food worker (let's say Wendy's) sneezes, then someone nearby says, "Bless you!". Does that count?

Also... Why do I need to see this in 1080p?
Worst sense of parody EVER!

I originally pronounced it like Isis (as in Isis and Osiris), but then it seemed everyone else was pronouncing it like "aces," so I started doing that.

Now that everyone is going to be pronouncing it like the sneeze, I will pronounce it asses. I like to be different.

The problem with this commercial, clever though it may be, is that if it gets viral enough, I think that "asses" is going to stick, and that will be their name.

>> ^JiggaJonson:

Maybe that's true, here i'll test myself. I counted 34 different slo mo things in this video (+/- 1-2 b/c im not watching that crap again), you'll have to trust me to be honest but let's see how long it takes me to come up with 35!!! different ideas, clock starting now!
1 pheobe cates getting out of a pool o shit that's already been done (clock still running)
1 throwing a card into a watermelon
2 breaking bottle with a rock
3 dropping a penny on a table and watching it bouce
4 shooting a grape with a shotgun @ close range
5 breaking a lightbulb by having a stampede of wild stallions run it over
6 unplugging a thumb drive
7 taking a bite of a sandwich with too much peanut butter on it
8 jumping...you know, up and down but then like I'd slow it down just before your feet left the ground then speed it up b/c im cool
9 taking a radiator out of a car
10 riping a leaf in half
11 guy getting frustrated trying to open a letter without a letter opener then finally he rips it open
12 making a mojito then me drinking it
13 man struggling not to look at a womans breasts as she bends over then he gets slapped in the face with a baloon filled with paint
14 woman farting in a bathtub
15 flipping a pancake
16 tuberculosis infecting the cells of a young person in a third world country
17 squeezing a lemon into a can of yellow paint
18 hitting a printer with a mallet b/c it doesnt work
19 washing a car in the automatic washer
20 frying bacon
21 changing faces on a mr potato head
22 dropping a rotten tomato a short distance and it doesnt splat
23 droping the same rotten tomato from a third story building
24 baseball bat hitting ball made of concrete
25 alligator snatching up it's baby giraffe dinner
26 tieing shoes
27 hitting a marshmellow with a stun gun and setting it on fire with electricity
28 throwing a knife
29 wiping my ass
30 tree parts going into a wood chipper
31 opening a fortune cookie
32 sneezing
33 getting punched by the dude you sneezed on
34 punching the guy back with the stink palm hand leftover from the ass wipe
35 flashback to the moment in the bathroom when i decided not to wash my hands
wow that was a bit longer than i thought it was going to be i'll have to admit
it ended up being 14:17 although most of that was probably due to typing time.
No worries, acc to you i just made some art.

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Yogi said:
No but I believe the set up and the ideas in some of these clips show a degree of creativity that could be considered "Art".


No, you have listed a bunch of neat stuff that could look cool in slow-motion. The point Yogi was trying to make is that the "art" portion of this video comes from unique camera angles, setup, different colors used (Primary), engaging background music, the switching of time-shifting, ect... were all carefully constructed to make this video intriguing. And that, my friend, is art.