...and can we stop with the selfie sticks? The guy asks for a group photo, then stands off to the side while they fumble with that shit stick. Get a real photographer.

If you were a hot girl, you'd take selfies 100% of the time. And you'd add sepia tone and then publish it to your Instagram, followed by your facebook, and then tweet it for hot guy reactions. Come on, you know you would, you silly repair girl.

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On the other hand, THIS video was like 90% girls taking selfies and 10% baseball, which probably means very little was actually happening in the game at that moment. These girls seemed to be paying just as much attention to the game as the commentators for the duration of this clip. pot, meet kettle.

That said: selfies are stupid. Never take a selfie. ever. forever. that goes for everyone.

Lemme take a selfie

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Maybe the TMZ version can get embedded somehow. I lack the ability...

http://www.tmz.com/2015/10/01/mlb-announcer-sorority-girl-shaming-over-selfies-at-baseball-game/

I've had it, after using it for 22 years the internet has become so freakin stale. Same old lazy know-it-all spectators who couldn't walk a mile in their own shoes, much less anybody else's. The predictable drama queen cliches about revolution and fascism and cop trolling and "he's just a kid" and race baiting and "I'm the face of the oppressed" and all the fake controversy and forced celebrities and all the shit-eating selfies. This clumsy new interface on Videosift made me realize it takes more mouse clicks just to read the same old crap. It's been fun.

Selfies are instinctual?

We're doomed.

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Drones are already getting annoying and will soon be a scourge. You think people with selfie-sticks are annoying? How about a 2 foot buzzing machine in your eyeline while you're trying to *insert any peaceful or enjoyable event*. I've already seen them at concerts and fireworks and they definitely take away from the show. Good shot Mr. Fisherman, good shot.

Really more of a robot bell boy than a butler, but still awesome!

I saw a 'news' story about this the other day. They said it's supposed to linger about 30 seconds after delivery to give you time to take a selfie with it...but here it seemed to just leave. Hmmmm.
*promote

It's feature designed to shorten selfie-sticks.

And thus god smote those beholden of the selfie-stick. And was well pleased that this was just and good.